Okay, just so you know, Star Wars belongs to George Lucas and all songs here are property of the original performers. But you already knew that, right? Eminem can keep this song, the weasel.

WITHOUT V

Premise: Darth Vader prepares his big comeback. (This is the first parody I've written)

To: Eminem's "Without Me"

"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

Two TIE Interceptors go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

Two TIE Interceptors go round the outside

Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again

Vader's back, at the end

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back...

I've created a monster,

'Cuz nobody wants to see Ani no more,

They want Vader. I'm bantha fodder!

Well, if you want Vader, this is what I've got for ya

A little James Earl Jones saying, "I am your father"

Give you a shock that'll make your heart stop quicker than a

Blaster bolt shootin' through your ticker

Even the med-droid wasn't co-operating

I was shakin' the bacta while he was operating

All you fans can stop debating

'Cuz I'm back, in the suit and respirating

I know that it looks like a fashion statement

But my lung condition is complicated.

So the Jedi Code won't let me be

Or let me be me, so let me see

They tried to keep me out of Episode III

But it wouldn't be Star Wars without me

So come on and give me your neck

Give it a squeeze and a crack

And what the heck

And get ready, 'cuz things are about to get heavy

I just killed all my masters;

Sorry Padme!

Now it looks like it's time for me

So everybody, see Episode III

'Cuz we need a little animosity,

And it wouldn't be Star Wars without me

Now it looks like it's time for me

So everybody, see Episode III

'Cuz we need a little animosity,

And it wouldn't be Star Wars without me

Full of hellions, planets feeling rebellious

Like the Chandrillans and the Corellians

But they're gonna feel like prisoners helpless,

When someone comes along with a saber and yells "SITH!"

Even mercenaries think I am scary,

Let's stop the revolution, rule the airways.

Kill rebels! And anybody crossin' my path,

It's a fact that I've got everyone fearin' my wrath

It was a disaster! Such a catastrophe!

In Episode 1 Jar Jar had more class than me!

Well I'm back sings a bit of the Imperial March

Fix your broken saber, turn it on and then I'm gonna

Swing around, cut through your skin like hot butter,

Dismissing your death with a casual mutter

I'm menacing, the best thing since podracing!

Defacing the galaxy and wasting!

Testing! "Attention Please."

Feel apprehension as soon as someone mentions me

Join me and we can rule the galaxy.

Greetings, master. You sent for me?

Now it looks like it's time for me

So everybody, see Episode III

'Cuz we need a little animosity,

And it wouldn't be Star Wars without me

Now it looks like it's time for me

So everybody, see Episode III

'Cuz we need a little animosity,

And it wouldn't be Star Wars without me

Let's get started, I'll go head to head

And anybody talkin' about the Light Side is dead

Mace Windu, you're gonna be bantha poodoo

Even worse than that old fart Count Dooku,

And Yoda? You could get smoked by Boba!

You 900-year-old wrinkly slug.

You can't hold me. You're too old. Let go, it's over.

Nobody listens to Kenobi!

So, let's go. Just give me a new arm

And I'll be doing the Rebels some serious harm

This'll make up for all the things I said and did

Ever since George turned me into a kid (Yippee!)

Sometimes on the Internet it seems,

The fans only want to discuss me

I excite them more than deleted scenes,

And I'm badder than Maul or Palpatine

Yes, I am the first king of Star Wars villains

And I am the worst thing for the galaxy's millions.

I wear a black suit that look so stealthy

And use it to keep myself healthy

Hey! Here's a government that works

20 million light Jedi have just been purged

But no matter how much violence you see

It wouldn't be Star Wars without me

Now it looks like it's time for me

So everybody, see Episode III

'Cuz we need a little animosity,

And it wouldn't be Star Wars without me

Now it looks like it's time for me

So everybody, see Episode III

'Cuz we need a little animosity,

And it wouldn't be Star Wars without me

Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha

SITH!