There's this dude named Frodo who lives in Da Shire
He makes this long journey though his prospects are dire
His best friend is Sam and no they aren't gay
And if you say they are I bust a cap and blow you away
There are nine guys who are in the fellowhip of the Ring
The Ring causes lots of problems though it's such a little thing
Gollum is this guy who used to be Ringbearer
And he wants it back but Frodo wants to stay da wearer