Just Give Me 10 Days!
Chapter 1: Day 1
Shikamaru is trapped in a love triangle; he has to figure out who he really does love. Enjoy!
JGM10D
His breathing became heavier by the second, beads of sweat sliding down the back of his neck. He couldn't take it anymore, well actually he could. They on the other hand couldn't. Their voices roaming through his mind, calling out to him. They were ripping him apart…literally. One had his right arm, and the other had his left! Everyday they seemed to enjoy playing a nice game of "tug-a-Shikamaru". Each and everyday their voices whining and trying to win him over, complimenting him…none of it working. He had to make a decision…within the next ten days.
It was the First day, and he had to get his lazy ass up and out of bed…for an actual reason.
Launching herself on him she screeched his name "Shikamaru, Shikamaru!" Her blond ponytail flapping in the wind, her blue tube top showing a little too much cleavage. Her 'Pussycat Dolls' labeled skirt showing more pussy, than anything else…Why the hell wasn't she wearing any underwear?
He noticed it all, it was hard not to, but he didn't care…caring would be too much work for him. Yes his ass is that lazy. Though the blond seemed to be having fun, he would probably be having more fun playing 'go' with his dog…his fat dog.
He sighed and hung his head, put on a weak smile then brought his head back up to reply to the girls, useless cry. "Ino!" He caught her. He really didn't want to…in fact he should've just dropped her right there. But noooo! He had to get to know her, so he had to catch her. Sigh. Life was just so unreasonable sometimes.
She linked arms with him, "So! What do you want to go see?" Ino asked, puffing out her already oh-so-revealing chest.
He didn't hear a word she said…well actually he did, its just that he wasn't really listening. That and the fact that he didn't care. He was really to busy thinking of ways to get her to leave him alone.
Ino began to shake Shikamarus arm. No response. "Shika!!" she wailed poking at his chest.
He raised his hand to command silence. "I'm thinking about a movie." He lied. Yeah, that's right. He would lie just to get her to shut up.
Ino pouted slumping her shoulder. 'I know! He'll never be able to resist the 'nickel charm'. No one can resist that!'. She grinned while pulling out a nickel, from her purse. She "accidentally" drops the nickel, then slowly bends over, giving Shikamaru a good view of what he didn't want to see. 'What! He's not even looking! Playing hard to get eh Shi-' There seemed to be a rather large hand layed atop her derrier. She shot up. Shikamaru snorted. Ino hooked herself onto his arm.
"Shika! That dirty old man touched me!" Ino looked up at Shikamaru, who looked as if in deep thought. She nudged his side…nothing. She stomped her feet and crossed her arms. Causing a few bypassers, to give her looks.
What ran through Shikamarus head at that moment…she didn't know.
'What a spoiled skank…why me?' Shikamaru thought.
Ino glared at the man. "If you touch me again I swear, I'll mime you!" she sneered.
'Slut'
The mans grin grew, well at least that's what one would assume due to arch in his brows. Unable to see his mouth, since his scarf, was wound snuggly around his neck. "Why, m'ame I have no idea what you speak of!"
'Prostitute'
Ino jumped back from the man, and snapped at him. "Don't give me that bull old man! I know it was you!"
'Whore'
"What proof do you have?" The man chuckled beneath his scarf when no answer arose.
'Stripper' his thoughts finally had come to an end, as he eyed the mysterious man, who wasn't so mysterious at all. "Huh? So… What's the problem?" maybe if he pissed her off enough she would never want to see him again?
Fat Chance.
Ino pouted again, latching herself onto Shikamarus arm once more. "That dirty old man touched me!" She cried out, once again glaring daggers at the seemingly harmless man.
Shikamaru eyed the man again. White/Grey hair. Tall. Stupid look on his face. Black scarf…what's that in his hand?
Shikamaru grinned. "Still reading porn I see." The man feigned a look of innocence. "Kakashi"
Kakashi shook his head. "I have no idea what your talking about! Porn! Me!"
Ino, looked back and forth from Kakashi to Shikamaru. She shuddered. "You two know eachother?"
Shikamaru looked at Ino plainly, before nodding. "He's my old English teacher, and I guess what you could call a family friend." He looked back at Kakashi his grin returning once more. "What are you doing here though? I thought you were supposed to be out of town?"
Kakashi shrugged. "I was supposed to be on a trip with a few students, but it was delayed." He frowned at the knowing look, his former student had given him. "What?"
Shikamaru shook his head. "Oh it's nothing." He lied. But Kakashi knew that. 'The smug bastard.' "I'll see you Kakashi." Shikamaru waved turning on his heel, hoping his date wouldn't notice his sad attempt at ditching her, with an old pervert.
"Wait Shika!!" Ino called out, following after him. Once she caught up, her rant had started. "I want to see a romantic movie! No scary movies! I hate those things. And after our movie I want to go out to dinner.
"You know, at that new Chinease restaurant that just opened up. It's supposed to be good. I hope they have pork there. I love Pork! Do you like pork Shika? Oh well, doesn't matter…"
Oh Yeah, It was going to be a Long Day.
JGM10D
YAY ME! First Naruto fic! I'm usually all over the Inu Series..but I think its time to start something different…I'm thinking of writing a Gaa/Saku fic. I saw a picture that was entered for one of my contests…OMG!! I LURVED IT!! Thus I am now in love with the pairing. Okies Bye!! Reviews People Reviews!
