Dark Lord Names

Words: 550

Warnings: Silly.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Anagrams from wordsmith(dot)org(slash)anagram(slash)

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Harry Potter was bored. The Dark Lord had been vanquished last April, he and Ginny were engaged, and he was supposed to be doing his child care homework that would allow him to take care of his godson, Teddy, as soon as he was out of Hogwarts.

Key word being supposed.

It was a bright and sunny day, as these things go, and Harry was thinking back to his second year. Most particularly, the first time he really noticed Ginny; when he had saved her in the Chamber of Secrets. That led him to thinking about Tom Riddle, Lord Voldemort, and the connection between horcrux and master. "Tom Marvolo Riddle" had several anagrams, as he had found out. "Earldom Lord Vomit" "Mild Doormat Lover" and "Void Larder Mom Lot" being just a few of the more... obscure versions of "I am Lord Voldemort".

Now, at these thoughts, Harry began to wonder what he could make out of other names... Dark Lord names.

Albus Dumbledore?

"A Bulbous Meddler!" Well, that certainly fit, he had to admit. The man did have a rather awkward nose after all... what else could be made from the deceased Headmaster's name? "Slumlord Abbe Due" was just stupid... "Blue Beards Mould" had promise, but didn't fit either. Just "a Bulbous Meddler" then.

Well, how about Hermione Granger?

"Mirage Greenhorn"... well that made no sense. Let's try... "Her Agreeing Norm" was no good either. "Angering Her More" fit nicely, he supposed. "Ignore Her German", however, fit best. Hermione was absolutely horrible with that language!

With names done for his best friend's girlfriend, he went for his best friend next Ronald Weasley... "Anally Resowed?!" Harry twitched at the thought. Merlin no. This was supposed to be funny, not gross. The next was no better. "A Swollen Deary" just sounded weird. Where was the funny?! Several anagrams involving "Lanyard" (which was never funny) later and he was ready to give up. There were no funny anagrams for Ronald Weasley.

"Let's try Ginny," he murmured, and cast the spell at the letters of Ginny's name as the fiery letters were in the air.

Ginny Weasley started to shift... into "Slaying Weeny." Not a good idea. Quickly, he changed it to Ginevra Weasley, hoping for better names than something implying that Harry might become a eunuch. "Weasel Vinegary" was followed closely by "Algae Envy Wiser" and "Were Ivy Lasagne," neither of which were funny or even made sense. Several names after included words he was not to so much as think without threat of a bat-bogey hex, until he gave up with "Sewerage Vainly". Weasleys were not anagramable!

Finally, he decided to just do his name. Really, what was the point of giving people Dark Lord names if he didn't have one?

One flick of his wand later, and he knew why.

Harry James Potter.

Pyjamas the Terror.

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A/n: Very random idea I had after I got bored and anagramed Harry James Potter. I just thought "Pyjamas the Terror" sounded ridiculous.