Title: Phone Call Mayhem
Author: PrincessMackenzieJ
Fandom: Hannah Montana (TV Show)
Rating: K
Pairing(s): Joseph/Lily, Miley/Nick
Genre: Romance, Humor
Summary: Joseph and Lily exchange phone calls while Joseph's on the road.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana. I don't own the Jonas Brothers either but that just sounds awkward. But, if I did own them then please be sure that I wouldn't be writing fan-fiction.
Author's Notes: If you've been a fan of me from the beginning you know that I don't like Jonas Brothers fan-fiction. But, I thought it would be a challenge to write something I think is sick and wrong ROFL. Please note that I am basing it on the characters in the tv show and not them in real life because I thought that would be easier. Oh, and I'm sorry for calling Joe Joseph and ocassionally calling Nick Nicholas. I do call Joe Joseph IRL when I'm talking about them and ocasionally call Nick Nicholas. But whatever, that's not the point lol. I hope you like this story and please stop by my profile to take my poll. Do you like the couple of Joseph/Lily?
Oh, and bold is Joseph's answering machine. Regular is Joseph talking. Italics is Lily talking. Bold-Italic is Lily's answering machine. 1234 means it's the next phone call.
Phone Call Mayhem
Hey, it's Joe. Yes, the Joe Jonas. You know, attractive tall male. But I have a girlfriend, sorry girls. If this is a fan please let me know so I can change my number. Anybody else leave your message and I'll get back to you when I want to. Hey, Nick! Where's the pound key? Oh, never mind.
Hey Joseph! Jeez, what a great boyfriend you are. Never answering your phone. In case you have other girlfriends I'll let you know that it's Lilly. So, call me back when you have the time. Like you lots. Thanks bye!
1234
Hey, this is Lilly Truscott and this is 555-675-9922. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now so leave me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. Yep, yep.
Hey, Lilly! You're a great girlfriend too! You never answer your phone either even when you complain about me not. By the way, you do realize you shouldn't put your last name. You know, stalkers and the like. Not that I'm a stalker or anything. Muahahaha. cough cough. Sorry. Anyway, call me back whenever you have the time for your poor boyfriend. Bye, Lilz. Like you more.
1234
Hello?
Hey, Joseph. Whatcha doin?
Nothin' much!
Are you mocking me?
Wouldn't dream of it, dear. You are quite scary when you want to be.
Oh, hush. You're a kajillion miles away from me right now.
Not true. Only about a- Hold on. Kevin! Kevin! Those are my socks! Take them off right now! I don't care if they were on your bed! That's not my fault! Your guitar is on my side of the room! I was not... Oh, fine, I guess I was using it! Kevin, shut up I'm on the phone with Lilly!
Joseph?
Sorry, Lilly. Kevin was wearing my socks.
So I heard. Listen, my mom wants me to help with the dishes.
But, but, but Lilly!! I wanna talk to you! And I finally have a few minutes to do it!
Stop pouting, Joseph. Although you are extremely cute when you do...
Lilly, you don't know that I'm pouting. Maybe I'm just... Oh, I don't know.
Listen, Joseph. I really have to go. I'll talk to you later. I like you lots!
Like you more.
No, I like you more!
No, I... Hey, that's cheating! You can't hang up! I don't care if she's off the phone, Nick. I'll yell at her if I want.
1234
Hey, it's Joe. If you're a fan let me know so that I can change my number. Otherwise, to all my friends, sorry I can't answer the phone. Right now I'm in New York and having the time of my life. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. Hey, Kevin, I forgot where the pound-
Gosh, Joseph. You never, ever answer my calls! I'm glad that you're having the time of your life in New York. Wish I was there. But no, of course not. Oh, I don't know why I bother to call you. Call me back later, if you even have time for your girlfriend anymore. Still like you I guess.
1234
Hey, it's Joe. If you're a fan let me know so that I can change my number. Otherwise, to all my friends, sorry I can't answer the phone. Right now I'm in New York and having the time of my life. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. Hey, Kevin, I forgot where the pound-
Okay, Joseph. I'm sorry. I understand that you're a very busy rock star but sometimes you have to have time for your girlfriend too okay? I'm gonna go down to the beach now so call me back later. I still like you a lot!
1234
Hello?
Hey, babe. Sorry for not answering; I was in the recording studio and Dad made us silence our cell phones.
Oh, it's really no problem. Sorry, I guess I was just a bit, like, emotional today.
Like totally lol!
What did I tell you about mocking me?
It wasn't me! It was the purple monkeys?
Um, purple monkeys? Joseph, are you high? Do you know what that will do to your image? Think of the children!!
No! You know the purple monkeys. You know, the ones I'm in the band with? Ouch! Nicholas, that hurt! What is wrong with you!?
Ouch! Joseph don't shout in my ear!
Ouch! Lilly, don't yell in my ear! I'm a musician, I need my ears!
Joseph...
Youch, sorry.
That's better. Tell Nick you're sorry as punishment.
But, Lilz, please don't be mean. Please? Please? Please?
No pouting, Joseph. Now do it!
Sorry, Nick. Don't laugh at me, Nick! She's an evil woman!
Hey!
Wait, did I say evil? I meant incredibly beautiful and perfect.
Thanks, I guess.
You sound disgruntled.
What is it with the word disgruntled anyway? It sounds like a pig! You know, like a pig that lost it's voice.
Yeah, well, if you pamper a cow do you get spoiled milk?
Oh, yeah? Um, well, if there's a comedian in a wheelchair is it still called stand-up?
Ooh, good one, Lilz. Okay, could somebody be addicted to counseling? If so, how could you cure them?
You suck, Joseph. I used that one last time.
I win! You didn't say one. Listen, Lilly. Don't be mad at me but I gotta go.
Joseph! Do you ever have time for me?
No.
That's not very nice.
I like you lots.
I like you more!
No... Lilly? Lilly! You're such a cheater! You can't hang up! No, Frankie, I don't want to yell at her when she's on the phone!
1234
Hey, everybody, it's Lilly. Yes, the Lilly Truscott. You know, beautiful blonde. Oh, Joseph, I'm just kidding. You're the only one who ever calls my phone anyway. So, leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!
Am I really the only one who calls you? I feel so loved that I was mentioned in your answering machine! Whoo! Oops, sorry, purple monkeys. Didn't mean to yell in your- Ow!! Nick, why do you constantly have to hit me? I feel so unloved. Oops, sorry, Lilly. Wait, I think I already said oops. I don't care. This is your boyfriend and I'm the only one who can call you beautiful but everybody can call you blonde cuz it's a fact. Wait, I mean it's a fact you're beautiful too but... Oh, just call me back. Like you lots.
1234
Yo, DJ Danger here and I'm ready to rock the hizouse. I'm too busy to take your call right now but you're all important. Oh, and Tina, stop calling me you weird stalker. I don't want to go out with you and the phone company is almost out of phone numbers to give me. Oh, and Lily, here's your mention my beautiful blonde. Leave your message whoever it is and I'll call you back. Wait, I'm DJ Danger, ha, I'm supposed to-
Joseph, didn't you know there's a time limit on how long you can talk? Okay, weirdo. Anyway, you babbled in my answering machine so I'm going to babble on yours. Miley came over to visit today before leaving on tour. She mentioned Nick. I think there might be something going on between them because when I asked if she was going to see you guys she blushed profusely and said maybe. Anyway, I like you lots and lots and lots and want you to call me back as soon as you can.
1234
Hello?
Lilly my dear! What are you up to?
Nothing much. What about you DJ Danger?
Ah, DJ Danger is rocking the hizouse of course.
You're an idiot.
But I'm your idiot.
Nope just an idiot!
Cry!
Did you just say cry?
Well, yes, maaaaybe. Why? Did I steal your line?
No, Joseph. I was just thinking about calling the loony bin.
Oh, hold on, my mom will talk to you. Do you want to know if you can come over or what?
What?
The loony bin. My mom is in charge of admissions.
Joseph! Can you be serious for once?
Why? You were being sarcastic and anyway it's fun to not be serious. Serious is for Harry Potter!
Shush. You're an idiot.
But I'm your idiot.
I'm not arguing with you again.
I win!
You do not win!
Do too!
Still not arguing!
I still win.
Ugh!
Did you just say ugh?
Hush you!
Um, Lilly like?
Yes Joseph like?
I gotta go.
Joseph! Come on, we never get to talk.
I'm sorry, Lilly. Listen I'll make it up to you I promise. But we gotta do sound check like five minutes ago
Fine!
Like you more.
No, I like- Joseph? Joseph? You cheater!!
Author's Note: So, I was originally going to make this a one-shot but I think I want to continue it. Hope you liked it and please review whether you thought it was bad or good. Don't forget to stop by my profile and vote in the poll. Love you guys!