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presents:
Family Affairs ~Kurama v.s. Zhu
Episode One - The Hideki Figurine
http://hako-shoushi.tk - http://towa-no-mirai.tk
Kurama: Zhu! Where's my juice?!
Zhu: Uuum...In the garage. We ran out of room everywhere else.
Kurama: Did you wash my clothes?
Zhu: Yes.
Kurama: You forgot to use the juice-smelling one! Do it over! *seething*
Zhu: Fine... *does laundry* *hands him clothes* Here you go.
Kurama: *sniffs it* Ah, the smell of juice... Kakusha! Where's my bendy straw? You took it, didn't you?!
Kakusha: No, Aiko's using it to build a fort.
Kurama: Aiko!
Aiko: *carrying fort* What the *beep* do you want?
Kurama: Where are my bendy straws? *seething*
Aiko: I used them to built the industrial wall. *points*
Kurama: GIVE ME BACK MY BENDY STRAWS! *seethes* Let my bendy straws go go go!
Aiko: *throws fort at him* Here you *beep*ing go.
Kurama: KITSU!
Kitsu: What?
Kurama: Hi.
Kitsu:...
Kurama: Zhu!
Zhu: Huh?
Kurama: I found your car. It's in my hair. *pulls it out*
Zhu: Yay!
Kurama: Oh, *pulls key out* Here's the key. *eats it*
Zhu: ...Why did you eat the key?
Kurama: I don't know. Quick! Kakusha! Get me some Play-Doh! Make sure it's the blue kind.
Kakusha: *hands blue Play-Doh*
Kurama: *molds key* There! A key! Made of Play-Doh... Let's see if it works! *jams it into the keyhole* Oh God, Suzaku!
Suzaku: Yep? *holding plunger*
Kurama: *stutters* The Play-Doh stuff is stuck. You need to use your plunger to get it out.
Suzaku: K. *plunges keyhole*
Kurama: There we go. Let's try it again. *puts Play-Doh key in* Hey, it works! *gasp* That reminds me... I gotta go on the toilet ride! Quick, someone flush the toilet!
Zhu: *flushes toilet and walks away*
Kurama: Okay, now someone turn on the shower!
*Nothing happens*
Kurama: Quick, someone turn on the shower!!
*shower gets turned on*
Kurama: Whee!!!
Chii: Chii!
Zhu: Hey look, it's Chii from Chobits!
Chii: Hideki! *points*
Kurama: *gasp* Quick, Kakusha, get me some Play-Doh!
Kakusha: *hands Play-Doh*
Kurama: I'll make Hideki out of this Play-Doh!
Chii: Hideki!
Kurama: *makes a little Hideki figurine out of Play-Doh* There, Hideki. *holds it out*
Chii: Hideki!
Kurama: Ohmigosh, I forgot to give it a nose! *mushes up the face* Omigosh, Suzaku!
Suzaku: Huh?
Kurama: Fix Hideki.
Suzaku: K. *removes groin area*
Kurama: Omigosh, if Hideki gets neutered...I'll never be born! I'll fix that! Quick, Kakusha, get me some Play-Doh!
Kakusha: *hands him Play-Doh*
Kurama: *makes a guy's thing out of Play-Doh* There. A dick! *sticks it on*
Zhu: Um...it's too big. It's bigger than the person.
Kurama: I'll fix that! I'll just cut a little bit of it off... *cuts a piece of it off* There. Perfect.
Zhu: Now it just looks like he was half-neutered.
Kurama: Omigosh, if Hideki is half-neutered, I'll be half-born! Quick Kakusha, get me some Play-Doh!
Kakusha: *hands him Play-Doh*
Kurama: I'll just get the other half in... There.
Zhu: Now it's back to the way it was.
Kurama: Uh... who cares?
Chii: Hideki!
Kurama: Well, off to the juice bar!
Hinageshi: Sorry you can't leave!
Kurama: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! IT'S-IT'S-IT'S HINAGESHI...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALRIGHT! Zhu, you have to come. Otherwise Hinageshi won't leaave. Unless... Zhu, you can't come anymore! Now should I use Arashi... or Kagesuke? *Dun dun dunnnnnnn*
presents:
Family Affairs ~Kurama v.s. Zhu
Episode One - The Hideki Figurine
http://hako-shoushi.tk - http://towa-no-mirai.tk
Kurama: Zhu! Where's my juice?!
Zhu: Uuum...In the garage. We ran out of room everywhere else.
Kurama: Did you wash my clothes?
Zhu: Yes.
Kurama: You forgot to use the juice-smelling one! Do it over! *seething*
Zhu: Fine... *does laundry* *hands him clothes* Here you go.
Kurama: *sniffs it* Ah, the smell of juice... Kakusha! Where's my bendy straw? You took it, didn't you?!
Kakusha: No, Aiko's using it to build a fort.
Kurama: Aiko!
Aiko: *carrying fort* What the *beep* do you want?
Kurama: Where are my bendy straws? *seething*
Aiko: I used them to built the industrial wall. *points*
Kurama: GIVE ME BACK MY BENDY STRAWS! *seethes* Let my bendy straws go go go!
Aiko: *throws fort at him* Here you *beep*ing go.
Kurama: KITSU!
Kitsu: What?
Kurama: Hi.
Kitsu:...
Kurama: Zhu!
Zhu: Huh?
Kurama: I found your car. It's in my hair. *pulls it out*
Zhu: Yay!
Kurama: Oh, *pulls key out* Here's the key. *eats it*
Zhu: ...Why did you eat the key?
Kurama: I don't know. Quick! Kakusha! Get me some Play-Doh! Make sure it's the blue kind.
Kakusha: *hands blue Play-Doh*
Kurama: *molds key* There! A key! Made of Play-Doh... Let's see if it works! *jams it into the keyhole* Oh God, Suzaku!
Suzaku: Yep? *holding plunger*
Kurama: *stutters* The Play-Doh stuff is stuck. You need to use your plunger to get it out.
Suzaku: K. *plunges keyhole*
Kurama: There we go. Let's try it again. *puts Play-Doh key in* Hey, it works! *gasp* That reminds me... I gotta go on the toilet ride! Quick, someone flush the toilet!
Zhu: *flushes toilet and walks away*
Kurama: Okay, now someone turn on the shower!
*Nothing happens*
Kurama: Quick, someone turn on the shower!!
*shower gets turned on*
Kurama: Whee!!!
Chii: Chii!
Zhu: Hey look, it's Chii from Chobits!
Chii: Hideki! *points*
Kurama: *gasp* Quick, Kakusha, get me some Play-Doh!
Kakusha: *hands Play-Doh*
Kurama: I'll make Hideki out of this Play-Doh!
Chii: Hideki!
Kurama: *makes a little Hideki figurine out of Play-Doh* There, Hideki. *holds it out*
Chii: Hideki!
Kurama: Ohmigosh, I forgot to give it a nose! *mushes up the face* Omigosh, Suzaku!
Suzaku: Huh?
Kurama: Fix Hideki.
Suzaku: K. *removes groin area*
Kurama: Omigosh, if Hideki gets neutered...I'll never be born! I'll fix that! Quick, Kakusha, get me some Play-Doh!
Kakusha: *hands him Play-Doh*
Kurama: *makes a guy's thing out of Play-Doh* There. A dick! *sticks it on*
Zhu: Um...it's too big. It's bigger than the person.
Kurama: I'll fix that! I'll just cut a little bit of it off... *cuts a piece of it off* There. Perfect.
Zhu: Now it just looks like he was half-neutered.
Kurama: Omigosh, if Hideki is half-neutered, I'll be half-born! Quick Kakusha, get me some Play-Doh!
Kakusha: *hands him Play-Doh*
Kurama: I'll just get the other half in... There.
Zhu: Now it's back to the way it was.
Kurama: Uh... who cares?
Chii: Hideki!
Kurama: Well, off to the juice bar!
Hinageshi: Sorry you can't leave!
Kurama: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! IT'S-IT'S-IT'S HINAGESHI...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALRIGHT! Zhu, you have to come. Otherwise Hinageshi won't leaave. Unless... Zhu, you can't come anymore! Now should I use Arashi... or Kagesuke? *Dun dun dunnnnnnn*