I was surprised when Mother Sue called me into her Sue chambers. The only time people were called there is when she had a mission for them. Could she have a mission for me? That wasn't impossible, because I was, after all, completely gorgeous!
"Ah, Emma Sue. I have a mission for you." Mother Sue said as I walked into her chamber. "Gasp! A mission? For me?" I gasped, my turquoise eyes going wide and my mouth opening in shock, only to be covered by my hand. My dazzling titian hair sparkling, I looked at her in curiosity. "Here is your mission briefing. Be good and you may become a level 2 Sue." A level 2 sue was my dream! I would be able to acquire even more beauty and magic! I gratefully accepted the folder she held out to me and tore it open the second I was out of the chamber.
Name: Emma Sue Aminda Sue Karlia Sue Daffodil Sue Amiko Sue
Age: 12
Birth date: 12/24/28
World: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
Personality: Shy, Quiet, Insecure
Mission: It is your job to make both Edmund fall in love with you. You also must single handedly destroy the white witch and nobly die in battle in your beloved's arms.
Goodness Gracious! This was the perfect job for me! Using my super speed Sue power, I sped out on to the Sue dispatch platform, where only the Sue's with missions go. I never thought I would be here!
Davey Stu helped me in to a dispatch Sue pod. Folding my arms up like a mummy but looking amazingly graceful and beautiful while doing it, I squeezed in and the doors shut. As the pod took off, I thought 'Here I go. Off to fulfill my destiny as a Sue!'
The pod lifted into the air and I felt myself being carried out of Sue-Space at rapid speed, but still looking super beautiful!