Caillou was sitting in front of his PC, he was lurking the \b\ board on 4-chan. A self-proclaimed "b-tard," this is how he spent most days. Caillou had grown hair everywhere except on his head throughout the years -most notably, underneath his chin, he had a neckbeard. He also gained lots of pounds, he was somewhere between obese and morbidly obese. Fear not, he could still move around. He walked out of his parents basement, which he moved into at 18 years of age, but only when his mountain dew and cheeto supply ran low.
Caillou also converted to atheism at 17. This was because he got fed up with his parents interrupting his Xbox one marathons every weekend for church. He figured if he were no longer christian, there would be no obligation to attend mass. This also meant that Caillou always wore a fedora, in fact, he only ever takes it off for sleep. Whenever he wasn't on \b\ he could be found on the "religion and spirituality" section on yahoo answers, trolling people of all faiths -mainly those of the Abrahamic branch.
He would also dedicate a lot of time to online gaming. Caillou was the proud owner of many gaming accounts for World of war craft, maple story and whole variety of games. He even had one for club penguin, this one was for trolling, however. At age 20 he ditched the consoles and boarded the "PC gaming master race" train.
Every night, after his parents were fast asleep, he would take out his fleshlight and browsed for dirty my little pony images on the deviantart website. His underwear was kind of always really crusty on the crotch area because of this. Since no one in the household really masturbated, his mom didn't have a clue as to what could cause this every time she did his laundry. Caillou's friends always told him to the NoFap challenge or search "Your brain on porn (YBOP)," so he can read about the negative effects of porn use. The 30 year old basement-dweller always dismissed these suggestions, he blamed his weight for his porn-induced erectile dysfunction, though. Caillou thought NoFap was nonsense, nothing but hog wash. He, of course, never attempted to go a single day without missing out on one of his wank sessions, let alone a standard 90 day challenge.
He also watched a lot of anime and often complained about how much the US sucks, while glorifying everything that had to with Japan.
Yep, this was the life of Caillou... Yet, strangely enough, he enjoyed every minute of it.