A/N: So, instead
of working on any of my unfinished fics (I'll finish someday), I
decide to start up another drabble collection. You must all be
fed up with me by now. But hey. I haven't posted up a RvB story
yet, and surprisingly enough it's het. Also, there are too few RvB
stories out there.
Genre: Humor/Romance
Parings: Church/Tex
Rating: PG-13
for mentions of violent acts.
Warnings: Het,
and aforementioned violent acts.
Tongues and Manhood
Once, when Church had mustered up enough courage to ask out Tex (for the fifteenth time that hot summer day), a teen-who Tex had rejected numerous times yet still stole his wallet-decided to make some less-than-kind (or wise) remarks. Remarks that not only were pretentious, but very suicidal.
"You know, Tex must be a lesbian if she's dating Church!"
The next day the teen was found with his tongue ripped out of his mouth and no one could find it anywhere. When later asked by the authorities, he wrote down on a piece of paper that Lucifer's reincarnate did it.
No one said otherwise and the case was dropped.
Leonard Church liked to think that Tex did it to defend his honor (that's not to say he wasn't man enough to defend her honor instead). He's never been that good at deluding himself, though.