By the way, this entire story could not have happened if my little monkey brother Pinnit wasn't with me while I was playing Yu-Gi-Oh! The Falsebound Kingdom. He helped create the Baby Dragon we see today and decided on what Blackland Fire Dragon was doing in those mountains.
I DISCLAIM ALL YU-GI-OH-NESS BECAUSE IF I OWNED YUGI, HE'D BE DEAD AND ALL THE DRAGONZ WOULD BE MIIIIIIIIINE. But the whole idea of a moronic Baby Dragon is mine. ILU BABY DRAGON.
Yeees, I do love Falsebound Kingdom. Mostly because I make so many weird conversations between the monsters. xD Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon complaining about how hard Moisture Creature is to get.
A regular base held plenty of life, many monsters and marshals scurrying about, preparing for the fights that would take place soon. Some of the most trusted monsters led their own teams, such as Silver Fang and Harpie Lady, since marshals are often busy. Some of the stupid monsters also lead their own teams for the lack of better commanders.
Baby Dragon is a monster who falls under the category of stupid.
Due to his past failed missions and general unreliability, Baby Dragon wasn't sent out on missions all too much. He still kept his team, but trusting this dragon was a bad choice. Unfortunately for everyone else, the 'baby' part of his name comes in handy. This little dragon was good at getting what he wanted by begging.
"Why can't I go?" Baby Dragon whined to Silver Fang, who had more or less become the second in command to Yugi.
"It's a stealth mission," Silver Fang grumbled, returning his gaze to a series of maps laid out before him. The lupine creature was on his stomach, lying on the ground. Baby Dragon was flitting about him.
"So? I'm stealthy! I'd do good on this mission? Please? Please?"
"Ugh. You are not stealthy, you are loud, obnoxious and your name is Baby Dragon. All the qualities we don't want for this mission!" Silver Fang was nearly snarling these words. He was in no mood to answer every question that came from the mouth of an annoying orange dragon that had the attention span of a Kuriboh.
"Come ON. Let me go!" Baby Dragon stuck his snout in Silver Fang's face, blocking the view of the papers.
"Go talk to Yugi! He'll decide if you can go or not!"
Not noticing the anger in the wolf's voice, Baby Dragon merrily flew off in search of Yugi, also ignoring Blackland Fire Dragon as he came trudging along, making note of Baby Dragon's cheerful mood.
"He's trying to get on this mission?" He snorted with disbelief, smoke coming out of his green nostrils. "The only reason I'm not going is because I have to baby sit him"
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"No! You can't go on this mission!" Yugi repeated, beginning to get as annoyed as everyone else was.
"Butbutbutbutbutbutbut-" The long chain of buts was cut off.
"Look. Remember the last time I left you in charge of a base?"
"I have… short term memory loss," Baby Dragon replied weakly.
"You deployed all of our forces when the enemy was amounting a huge attack…" Yugi began.
"So?" Baby Dragon demanded. "Deploying forces is good!"
"…To get ice cream," He finished.
"It's not my fault Harpie Lady is lactose intolerant!" Baby Dragon retorted, his childish voice not helping make his point.
"The next time I made that mistake, no one would listen to you. So, Tea left because she knew you were going to blow up the base, Harpie Lady left to go pee and Blackland Fire Dragon took his team to go have a dance-off in the mountains, singing, 'Dance, d-d-d-d-d-dance, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance, dance,'. Then, you were all alone with your team. You saw the enemy coming and then left the base unguarded to go tell me the enemy was coming!"
"So WHAT if I took a small detour on the way back? And how do you know that entire thing wasn't Time Wizard's fault, huh?" Anger flashed through the green eyes of Baby Dragon. "He's not perfect! He makes mistakes! He could've been the one to-"
"Time Wizard," Yugi said through gritted teeth. "Was with me."
This seemed to make Baby Dragon quiet for once. But the silence didn't last for more than twenty seconds.
"BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. LET ME GO AND I'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN!" Baby Dragon began clinging to Yugi's long legs with his arms, tears welling up in his eyes as he stared up at the man. The idea of not being bothered by Baby Dragon seemed appealing, even if it wouldn't last forever.
"Alright, fine," Yugi pried the little dragon off. "Go talk to Thunder Dragon to get information on the mission."
Almost instantly, Baby Dragon's tears vanished and he scampered off to go get his mission briefing. Then Yugi muttered, "What have I done…"
Seriously. How drunk was Yugi when he said yes to letting Baby Dragon go on that mission. HE'S AN IDIOT. Both of them.
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Within the darkness of the enemy's main base, a tiny dragon scampered amongst the cellars, Thunder Dragon's words ringing through his head.
'You need to find a way to get rid of the cannons so Silver Fang's team can come in and take over the base. Complete this and we'll have freed this entire country.'
Of course, the only words he had heard were:
'You need to find a way to get rid of the cannons of Silver Fang and take over this entire country.'
Oh, boy.
Then he came across a lovely, exquisite, beautiful red button. Above the button was a sign, which could be considered a label. Baby Dragon stared at it in awe. The sign said, 'Press to Annoy Yugi.' After five minutes of staring, Baby Dragon grinned and pushed the button like the idiot he is, on the logic that if he annoyed Yugi, Silver Fang's cannons would be destroyed and then Baby Dragon could take over the country.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANO.
A huge bright light flashed and all Gremlins ran for cover screaming, 'Bright light! Bright light!' Ahem. And Yugi turned into a dragon that looked a lot like Baby Dragon.
Funfunfunfun.
I'M LAZY. And in pain. :D