EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
EMILY
VS
MISTY
BEGIN
[EMILY]
HEY WHO THIS BITCH THAT I'M RAPPING RIGHT THROUGH NEXT
EVEN WITH YOUR WATER POKEMON YOU COULDN'T WIN THE BET
YOU ABUSE PSYDUCK WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
DON'T KNOW WHY WATER POKEMON IS YOUR SPECIALTY
YOU TRAVEL WITH ASH I'LL BE SHIPPING YOU OUT
WHEN I FINISH THIS RAP YOU WILL BE IN FOR A SHOUT
NOTHING CAN COMPARE WITH CLIFFORD AND ME
YOU SHOULD FUCK PIKACHU WHILE YOU KILL TOGEPI
[MISTY]
HEY WHAT THE HELL YOU CRAZY BLONDE GIRL
WATER POKEMON IS THE BEST ALL OVER THE WORLD
YOU ONLY LIKE CLIFFORD AND DAFFODIL
IF YOU FUCK THEM ALL THE TIME THEN HAVE A POKEMON BATTLE
DAMN YOUR SHOW IT SUCK IT LOW
WAY TOO MANY EDUCATION THAT IT GOES
YOUR NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER IN CLIFFORD PUPPY DAYS
IT JUST CLIFFORD DAFFODIL FLO AND ZO NORVILLE AND JORGE
[EMILY]
WELL FUCK YOU YOUR SCARE OF BUG TYPES
WHEN YOU'RE ASS GOES DOWN IT WILL BE YOUR FIRST FLIGHT
I WILL DESTROY YOUR BIKE SO YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
GETTING TO THE WATER POKEMON LEAUGE IS LATE
YOUR SHOW SUCK TOO IT HAD TO MANY VIOLENCE
YOU ALSO BLAST OFF TEAM ROCKET IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
GO BACK TO YOUR FRIENDS OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
GO BACK TO ASH BROCK TRACEY DAWN IRIS CILAN MAY AND MAX
[MISTY]
YOU'RE GOING DOWN AND YOU'RE GANNA PAY
EVERYTIME YOU LOSE YOU NEVER SAVE THE DAY
WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK WITH YOUR HUMAN ALREADY
GO BACK TO NINA EVAN SHUN JETTA VAZ AND CHARLIE
YOU ARE STILL WORST IN CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG
YOU FORGOT TO TAKES DAFFODIL WHAT THE FUCK YOU SLUTTY HOG
I WILL LEAVE YOU NOW ASH IS WAITING FOR ME
GOODBYE EMILY SEE YOU IN HELL YOU PUSSY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE