5 things you can ever do in warriorsSweetestdrop

Warriors

1-fall in love

"Squirrelflight…" says ashfur sitting on 1 knee. "will u marry me." *pulls out a ring*

Brackenfur runs in with some vinegar and baking soda.

He pours it all out and screamed, "Science rules!!." a ton of cats started screaming "Bill Nye the Science cat!!"

Then there was a big explosion and ashfur flew far away………… and died.

2-have more than three kits.

Ferncloud just ate a watermelon and now was shooting kits all over camp.

About a week and a half later Ferncloud finally stopped and turned to Dustpelt and said,"I think i ate too many watermelon seeds."

Then she exploded into a bunch of watermelon slices.

"No!!" Dustpelt cried. His kids were happy tho. Enjoy their delicious mom watermelon then grew up with superpowers dropping more kits everywhere and ruled the world.

3-never let catmint into camp

"Don't touch the catmint." Jayfeather said and went to organize herbs of torture.

Then one of ferncloud's kits made it rain catmint and all the cats got drunk on it and became very fat.

Graystripe ate so much he flew away and Cloudpaw farted a hole threw the earth.

Lionblaze ran up a tree and Hollyleaf choked on a stem and Toadstep ate toads instead catmint, Firestar died because he never had a waffle, Sandstorms name became to literal taking her and Dustpelt away, and all the others accept Brightheart and Briarlight invaded shadowclan but ended up being attacked by squirrel and got rabies and ate all the other clans then were too fat and floated off to starclan.

While all this was happening Jayfeather was too busy eating carrots and listening to rock.

The next day Jayfeather came outside and realized that Brightheart and Briarlight had exploded into carrots and that their was a clans worth of catmint left so he went to his evil liar and marinated all his carrots in some catmint

4-never swim in a gorge.

Today Bluestar had a feeling, she would fry all the cats and then eat them with a side of catmint. So she ate every one she hated and then got drunk.

She tried to talk to dogs and ask if they'd swim with her in the gorge with her. With no reply she pushed them in the gorge and they all drowned.

Then Bluestar jumped in and sunk because she ate too much.

When she was found the surviving cats fried the huge ball of fur and had a big feast

5-never let warriors into harry potter.

One day a magical dwarf came along and made a portle to the harry potter world.

When the cats arrived they ate Dumbledore and stole his wand.

Then they made an ipod and listened to their warrior tunes "Cloudpaw joins ThunderClan" "Bluestar takes a selfie" and more.

But when Firestar doesn't like waffles played.they threw the ipod in the toilet and Moaning myrtle started crying and flooded the school.

After that they visited Harry's house and made it covered in donuts and toilets.

After that they visited the weasleys and stole fred and george and brought them to hagrid's evil liar and turned them into talking sloths.

They sent Fred and George off to Mrs. Mcgonagall and ask her how often does she spit out hairballs in the cat realm because everyone knows her true form is Ashfur.

Then the cats raided the bakery and destroyed the rest of the harry potter realm.