(Author's Note: This is just a ficcy I thought would be funny to read and
fun to write. The gist of it is, everyone makes a fool of himself or
herself in a fun manner. (
Disclaimer: None of these songs our characters are mine. Or Harry Potter.)
It all started with Lavender Brown.
It was Halloween. The floating pumpkins gracefully danced through the Great Hall. The Gryffindors were sitting at the table as usual, eating their breakfast. Ron was scarfing down food. Hermione was, as usual, reading a book. And Harry was reading a Quidditch Magazine. One minute Lavender was flirting with Seamus.
The next minute she was on the ground.
Harry looked over, thinking she had fallen down or something. Instead, to his total amazement, she saw she was now dressed in a wedding gown, and crawling on the floor like Madonna. Before he got over the initial shock of that, she started singing:
"I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats Next to mine"
Harry rubbed his eyes. He couldn't believe what he was seeing.
Then, as if nothing had happened, she straightened up; the dress was replaced with her school robes. And she went to go eat the rest of her breakfast. She looked around the Great hall, where everyone was staring at her.
"What? Why are you all staring at me? What?"
Parvati gaped at her "Lav, what were you doing?"
Lavender blinked. "What are you talking about? I've been eating my breakfast this whole time. What's wrong with you?"
People had stopped gaping at Lavender and had resumed their meal.
"What the bloody-"
"Ron!"
"Geez Hermione, calm down. What was that about?"
Harry blinked "I have no idea. But something very weird is going on." * "Master, master, here is your frappachino. Master!" Wormtail raced up to Voldemort's cabin, iced coffee in hand. He swung open the door to reveal Voldemort, clad in shiny, red, boxers with hearts on them, clutching a tissue box and watching Days of Our Lives.
"Master! Um, I, um, I."
Voldemort turned and said, "Wormtail. Tall, Mocha Coconut, Decaf, No Whip, am I correct?"
Wormtail went pale.
"N-No-No whip master?"
Voldemort sighed. "Wormtail! How many times? I've got to watch my bloody weight here! Hello! Or perhaps you would prefer I would go back to Jane Fonda videos?"
Wormtail went pale. "Oh, please master, please not Jane Fonda, anything but Jane Fonda please!"
"Well then get me bloody No-Whip! I've been bloody half-dead for 14 bloody years. I need to lose some weight, yah."
He turned back to Days of Our Lives.
"Finally," he thought, "I will have control! My new spell on Hogwarts to make people embarrass themselves and lose track of the real world has just begun!"
* * **
The next day, it happened again. This time it was at dinner. Ron and Hermione were snogging at the end of the table and Harry was scooting as far away as he possibly could to avoid losing his food to the sight. He instead was turning his focus to his girlfriend, Ginny, and they were having a rather pleasant conversation when-
"I think I did it again,
I made you believe,
We're more then just friends,
Oh baby,"
"What the bloody-" Harry turned around to see Seamus, in the middle of the great hall, now dressed in a halter and low rise pants. He was singing at the top of his lungs, with the correct hand motions.
"Oops, I did it again, I played with your heart, Got lost in the game, Oooh baby, baby"
"Can we panic now?" Ron screeched.
( Coming soon: Draco.....in a tutu?
Disclaimer: None of these songs our characters are mine. Or Harry Potter.)
It all started with Lavender Brown.
It was Halloween. The floating pumpkins gracefully danced through the Great Hall. The Gryffindors were sitting at the table as usual, eating their breakfast. Ron was scarfing down food. Hermione was, as usual, reading a book. And Harry was reading a Quidditch Magazine. One minute Lavender was flirting with Seamus.
The next minute she was on the ground.
Harry looked over, thinking she had fallen down or something. Instead, to his total amazement, she saw she was now dressed in a wedding gown, and crawling on the floor like Madonna. Before he got over the initial shock of that, she started singing:
"I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats Next to mine"
Harry rubbed his eyes. He couldn't believe what he was seeing.
Then, as if nothing had happened, she straightened up; the dress was replaced with her school robes. And she went to go eat the rest of her breakfast. She looked around the Great hall, where everyone was staring at her.
"What? Why are you all staring at me? What?"
Parvati gaped at her "Lav, what were you doing?"
Lavender blinked. "What are you talking about? I've been eating my breakfast this whole time. What's wrong with you?"
People had stopped gaping at Lavender and had resumed their meal.
"What the bloody-"
"Ron!"
"Geez Hermione, calm down. What was that about?"
Harry blinked "I have no idea. But something very weird is going on." * "Master, master, here is your frappachino. Master!" Wormtail raced up to Voldemort's cabin, iced coffee in hand. He swung open the door to reveal Voldemort, clad in shiny, red, boxers with hearts on them, clutching a tissue box and watching Days of Our Lives.
"Master! Um, I, um, I."
Voldemort turned and said, "Wormtail. Tall, Mocha Coconut, Decaf, No Whip, am I correct?"
Wormtail went pale.
"N-No-No whip master?"
Voldemort sighed. "Wormtail! How many times? I've got to watch my bloody weight here! Hello! Or perhaps you would prefer I would go back to Jane Fonda videos?"
Wormtail went pale. "Oh, please master, please not Jane Fonda, anything but Jane Fonda please!"
"Well then get me bloody No-Whip! I've been bloody half-dead for 14 bloody years. I need to lose some weight, yah."
He turned back to Days of Our Lives.
"Finally," he thought, "I will have control! My new spell on Hogwarts to make people embarrass themselves and lose track of the real world has just begun!"
* * **
The next day, it happened again. This time it was at dinner. Ron and Hermione were snogging at the end of the table and Harry was scooting as far away as he possibly could to avoid losing his food to the sight. He instead was turning his focus to his girlfriend, Ginny, and they were having a rather pleasant conversation when-
"I think I did it again,
I made you believe,
We're more then just friends,
Oh baby,"
"What the bloody-" Harry turned around to see Seamus, in the middle of the great hall, now dressed in a halter and low rise pants. He was singing at the top of his lungs, with the correct hand motions.
"Oops, I did it again, I played with your heart, Got lost in the game, Oooh baby, baby"
"Can we panic now?" Ron screeched.
( Coming soon: Draco.....in a tutu?