Note-I don't own any of the characters featured on Inuyasha.

Firestariceyangel-Yasha you're so dead for that chilidog from earlier.

Yasha-you had it coming', plus it made you smell better.

f.s.i.a.-HEY! ARE YOU SAYIN' I STINK!

Yasha-If the shoe fits.

F.S.I.A.-ALL RIGHT I'M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD THAT THE CHICKEN LIVER'S GONNA COME OUT THE WRONG END!

Yasha-What?

F.S.I.A.-I've got nothin'.

What if? chapter one

"Come on lord Sesshomaru ", a happy Rin exclaimed. Rin had been traveling with Sesshomaru for eight years now. He remembered the day she started traveling with him all to well. It was also the first time he used Tensaiga. His thoughts were interrupted when Rin accidentally bumped into the Icey lord. He suddenly felt a shearing pain course through his lean, muscular body. (drool) "Look what you've dun you clumsy fool, I'll be surprised if Lord Sesshomaru doesn't…" "Jaken, that's enough". Rin looked over at Jaken and stuck her tongue out at the ugly, green toad demon. Then she gave him a nice kick on the ass. (That's a skill she had developed quite nicely from His Lordship.) They traveled until' nighttime and finally set up camp with a nice fire and everything. When Sesshomaru finally fell asleep he took off his fluffy thing , Rin noticed a button on the back of his shoulder.What the hell is that? Rin went over to touch it but was cought by Sesshomaru. "Are you cold Rin?" "Yes…cold that's it". Sesshomaru handed her his fluffy thing obviously missing the sarcasm in her voice. "Arigato lord Sesshomaru". The fifteen year old said. Rin woke up about three- thirty in the morning.

now's my chance she told herself Dun, Dun, DUN! He, he, he, he cliffhanger oh yeah!

; Arigato means thank you in Japanese. Also if you know what that fluffy thing is please E-mail me. If not then give me your opinion. Thanks the second one should be coming out soon.