Thedarr 24: so... how are we gonna do this?

Draconis 23: like this maybe.

Thedarr 24: So you want to do it like how we text, or what?

Draconis 23: I don't know how exactly do you want to do this?

Thedarr 24: hm… well how. about like how we text, but once we're done I can edit it?

Draconis 23: it's not exactly that I mind but it'll be difficult to try it like that.

Thedarr 24: well I can edit it, and we can work on the story.

Draconis 23: well if you're so confident in yourself why have I been editing to fix up after you.

Thedarr 24: well let's do this! You wanna do the disclaimer?

Draconis 23: why do you single me out for this fine we don't own anything so don't come trying to claim We own it.

RRRRAAAAHHHH - pissed off yelling / moves / monster/yokai talking

'Hmm…' - thinking

"Well shite" talking

One day two kids from a town in illinois are being sent to a school in japan, as exchange students. The first person is Remington Darr, he is wearing a green uniform with a red tie. He is a little less than 6"ft tall, has green eyes and brown hair that looks almost wild like. The next person is a guy about 5 foot 11 with mud brown eyes and black hair wearing a dark uniform with a similar red tie and his name is Michael Moder. And Remington asks his friend, "so why exactly were we chosen for this exchange trip?"

"How the heck should I know I'm not our parents." Michael replies

And then they notice that they are about to enter a tunnel. And when they do enter it, remington has a comment about it.

"why exactly are we entering lightspeed? I thought that it only existed in sci-fy novels and movies" and as he looks at Michael he sees him asleep but has a note card saying "I'm not god so I don't know." And Remington has a deadpan look. And when the sci-fy esk tunnel passed, he shakes his friend up. "hey Michael, I think were here." As Remington looks down he sees Michael with a very annoyed look.

"Yes I noticed we stopped and I woke up so why are you shaking me you know I have the uncanny habit of waking up right as whatever vehicle I am in comes to a stop." he says icely.

"Um… sorry. But I think we should get going. Wanna play some Crash Fever on the way?"

"Sure but I need you to get out of my way if I am to get off this bus." Michael says still annoyed.

A little later on the road, remington found something out, "huh. There's no connection at all here."

"looks like it" Michael says "seems as though we might have entered Alcatraz."

"Well we couldn't, because there is no other buildings across the water, plus alcatraz was turned into a tourist attraction."

"I know I was just making a joke but let's face it unless the red sea actually turned red we are not on any know portion of the map." Michael replies.

"Hmm… suspicious… oh a fork in the road!" and he was right there was a fork in the road, one path leading into a suspicious looking forest. And the other lead towards a cliff path that looked like it could crumble into the sea.

"I call dibs on the cliff."

"Well I figured that thanks to your acrophobia you would prefer the woods but ok" Michael says with a slightly amused look.

"Well I need a way to get over it. Plus something feels like I should take it." Remington answered.

"Ok." is all Michael says as he walks into the forest.

A bit into the path remington had gotten hit in the back. "gah! Mah spine!" the person who did that was a girl around remington and michaels age. She has long lightish purple hair. Purple eyes. A white shirt with black sleeves, that does not cover the top of her shoulders. The school skirt, striped purple and white stockings. A black sports shirt underneath her long sleeve. And purple striped underwear.

"Ow… in hindsight I shouldn't have done that…" the girl says.

And off in the distance towards the forest a scream of pain could be heard.

"Um… could you get off me please?" remington asks. The girl says sorry and gets up. And when this half of the main protagonists gets up he says thanks and introduces himself." It's ok. The names remington by the way. But I like to go by rem. And um… what were you doing, might i ask?"

"Oh um, my name is mizore shirayuki, and I was trying to jump from tree to tree." the now named mizore answers. And rem developed a sweatdrop when he heard that.

"Oh… ok. Say…. wanna walk to school toge-" he was about to say when a loud scream and then something about blood came from the forests direction, leaving the two confused as to what was happening over there. "a-anyways like I was gonna ask, do you wanna walk to school together?"

"Sure, and in the meantime, I can get to know you." mizore answered.

"Sure!" and they walked to the school. But what happened to michael you may ask well…

- with michael -

"God dang it all." Michael says as a pink haired girl walking next to him with a bike looks at him and asks

"what's wrong?"

Michael just facepalms saying "I know I have powerful animal magnetism I mean a deer literally walked up to me and licked me, wild birds sometimes just land on my shoulder, and don't get me started on the literal bear hugs. But through all this time I never expected to be bikedosed by a person."

(A little back in Michael's POV)

'As I was walking through the woods I was just enjoying the quiet for a change but then I hear something' "wait is that a bike I'm hearing." Is what I said and then I saw a bike flying at me with a pinkette on it.

I did the natural thing and tried to dodge only to get hit in the face with one of the pedals. "Gah. What the heck now that I finally get a chance to be alone and enjoy some quiet, & a girl comes riding in on a bike and cuts my forehead with a pedal if that sets the tone for the rest of the day I might finally live out my death wish." I say as a small drop of blood works it's way to my chin I reach my hand out to help her up.

"Well that was quite the ride you had there quick question." I say as I help the girl up by the way I guess I should describe her

well her pink hair is the first thing that I see she has greenish silvery eyes with a green school uniform and 'Oh god please tell me she modified that without permission.' an extremely short skirt.

"Do you always hit people with bikes when you first meet them? Name's Michael by the way what's yours." I say with a wry grin.

"Oh it's nice to meet you Michael." she says cheerfully.

"So what's your name." I say

"Oh. It's Moka Akashiya." moka answers. Taking a step closer to me.

"Well it is a pleasure to meet you miss Akashiya. By the way wouldn't you say you are getting a little close?" I respond taking a half step back.

"Um… are you new to yokai academy?" she asks, ignoring my question.

"I do believe that is the correct assumption, I join Yokai Academy's ranks today as a matter of fact." I say as I turn to pick up my stuff.

And she immediately glomps me into a bone crushing hug." oh you're a first year too and…" now her eyes are glazing over.

"Hey are you ok did you hurt yourself when you crashed if so tell me I might be able to help." I say hoping that I don't cause one of my fellow students to need a blood transfusion on my first day of school.

"I'm sorry," she starts, "its because I'm a vampire." and she bites on my neck.

"Capu~Chu"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" I shout as I feel her fangs dig in. And now she is blushing. And that is how we got to this point with me basically escorting a vampire who is in the same year as me to school.

- 3rd POV - later at school -

When rem, mizore, and michael got to school, they found out that they have the same class. While moka went to find out which classes she has. And now we are in the classroom where miss nekonome is teaching, and she is telling the students some of the school rules."now class, these are some of the more important rules." and she lists them on the board.

1: everyone must stay in their human forms"

'Well… that's interesting.' thought rem.

'of course that would be a rule' Michael is thinking.

2: no humans are allowed on campus, if there is one, then they must be killed immediately

'Wait wha?' rem thought worriedly

'Well looks like my earlier premonition was correct.' Michael thought sourly.

3: have fun!

'Wait can we go back to the killing part? Why do we need to be killed? Can't our memory be erased?' rem thought worried about his outcome.

'Looks like it's a race to the finish but what will hold out our luck or the monsters heightened senses.' Michael thinks with a smile.

"Hey teacher?" a student calls out,"why don't we kill all the humans. And have our fun with the female ones?" he asked pervertedly.

'Well this guy doesn't seem all that bright… but what's that feeling I'm getting from him?' rem thought

Finally unable to control his laughter Michael starts chuckling at his idiocy until it becomes full blown laughter. And that seemed to piss the guy off for some reason, and was about to confront michael in some way. Until the doors to the room slid open. And in came a familiar pink head, at least to Michael that is, and says, "I'm sorry I'm late I got lost on the way here." 'oh shit-su' Michael thinks realising what is about to happen."Michael?" she asks. And turns her looks to him. And the next thing he felt was pain from moka's "glomp of death", patented of course.

"gah my back" Michael says as glares emanate from all around him, and rem tries to hold in his chuckles.

- Later during lunch -

So after class, moka was introduced to michael's friends. And as to which moka was ecstatic about having more friends.

"Well compadres this here is Moka the girl that hit me with a bike in the forest. Moka this is my friend Rem and his friend Mizore." Michael say introducing them

"Hi there… nice to meet you." rem says

"Hello its nice to meet you too." mizore says

As this is going on Michael starts walking back with a can of tea, 2 coffee one iced one not, and some kind of tomato substance.

And while moka is talking to michael, rem sniffs the air, "hm… I smell douchiness in the air."

Thedarr 24: And this is it, for now

Draconis 23: also warning not all chapters will be the same length so please try not to complain if they are off by thousands of words.

Thedarr 24: also disclaimer. We probably won't be updating this very frequently. So you are warned.

S-rank yokai

Vampire: The powerhouse of the Yokai world from the west. A living being that can live by ingesting other living creatures blood although most preferably human they can subsidize by using other living creatures and some blood substitutes. Warning: vampires lose a lot of power if in water and water hurts them so do try to be careful you don't want to piss them off.

Thedarr 24: so until next time, we'll seeya later!

Draconis 23: May the odds be ever in your favor because they certainly are not in ours.