Hey guys, its ZEE! As you might guess, this is an AU version of Twilight, where instead of Bella we have MEEE!!!! But to clarify, its not me in Real Life, its me as Zee.

Interesting, no?

So, to clear stuff up, I am a bird kid, but not a Maximum Ride crossover bird kid. Its not about the wings so much as the powers and the need for an attitude adjustment, with this also gonna be significantly shorter, cus i do not have time to totally rewrite Twilight in its entirety. O, and its gonna have some bits from the movie so it makes more sense.

Other than that, the very basic story line is pretty similar. I might do the rest to, but i dont know about New moon.

So, to clarify, my powers in this story:

1 Change appearence.

2 With wings, flight cometh, smartee partee!

3 Some controll over water, cuz her bio father was three quarters water spirit.

Iggy: but do you own Twilight?

me: Dude i wish,but no i dont..... hey, how did you chew free?

Iggy: Thats for you never to know.

Well, heres to my buds Eli and Dark from the Flock!!!!

And, here we go!!!

oh, and one last time, THIS IS NOT A MAXIMUM RIDE CROSSOVER! THIS IS MY RP CHARACTER REPLACING BELLA!

-START STORY-

My life sucks ass.

Not only was my mother remarried, she was kicking me out of the house now! I was being shipped off to my fathers house in Forks, Washington, with almost no notice.

Of course, i kinda kicked myself out. My mom, Renee, married to a baseball player that moved around a lot. Even being a kid with wings, i dont like traveling THAT tried to stay home, but i knew it upset them both. So I decided to move to Forks. But i was torn- i didnt want to hurt my mom, but i didnt want to devastate Forks's accident rating either. Both choices sucked, because my wingful waterful adopted self attracts trouble like a fifty pound magnet.

Oh yeah, and A: you cannot fly in clouds because you get wind with clouds, B:I love the sun. A lot. C: I havent spoken to my dad in over a year and a half. Not to mention that i would be going by Zoey the whole time.

So, i took a totally redundant five hours in the air i could have flown in three, and then came the ride in the cruiser with Charlie.

He was pretty agreeable with the whole thing. He wanted a chance to reconnect with his daughter after more than a year without contact. He kinda jumped at the chance to reconnect. Unfortunately, the first few minutes were pretty awkward:

"...your hair is longer, Zo."

"well, i cut it since last time i saw you"

"... Must have grown out again..."

And much of the like. Neither of us said Charlie said:

"Jacob Black will be excited to see you."

I looked at him, surprised. Jacob and Billy Black were the only normal humans outside of my family that knew who i was. I didnt think he would remember me as real, though. I hadnt seen him since i was seven and he was nine. He lives in La Push, the Quilute rez on the coast not too far away.

"Jacob? Huh. didn't think he would remember me." I said, and Charlie grinned slightly.

"Yeah, he remembers all right. You should have seen the look on his face when i told Billy. Gotta warn you though. that kid gets taller every day."

The ride to Charlies -my- home passed in relative silence after that. I looked out the window, watching the world turn more and more green till it blocked out practically everything. I could barley see the sky above me, and i thought, On the one hand, it presents problems taking off, on the other not too many people would see me in the first place.Yep, thats all i think about.

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Charlies house is nice. Its in one of those neighborhoods that arent totally squished in but is definately a neighborhood. It has a little woods behind it, so i would have some tree and some privacy. I could let my wings out there, but only deep in the woods. No use gettin discovered.

My room was nice, very purple. It had a nice view of the forest and a tree outside my window, so i could just climb in and out.

I opened my laptop logged on to my chatroom to find EliteBlindShot and Darkness Rage on, arguing about Eli's hacking skills and weather or not Dark was lying when he said the Aurora jet was real and overhead or still on the drawing board. I said a few words, then signed off with Dark fuming and Eli in a very happy mood. I smirked and headed downstairs.

I then discovered that Billy and Jacob Black were there with a large, rusty old Chevy in the driveway, the kind that could run into a tree at sixty miles an hour and remain unscratched. Charlie was right: Jake was almost as tall as i was, and that was saying something, seeing as i was actually pretty tall.

"Zoey! Whats up?" Jake shouted from the back of the truck where he was standing. He waved.

"JAKE! i havent seen you in fo eva!" I yelled back at him. I ran a little too fast, jumped on the truck bed, and squeezed him as if my life depended on it. I heard him mumble "choking, not breathing.." and let go, grinning like an idiot.

Jake stepped back to appraise me. "Well Jeez, Zo, when did you get so... much older than me?" he asked. I smirked.

"Jake, you have always known about my, ahem, changeablility." I said to him, hoping he would get the message. "What are you doing here?"

"Actually," Charlie put in, "Its a homecoming gift. Figured you might want to have your own car so you could drive yourself around." He said. Wait, what?

Jake grinned "I totally rebuilt the engine, the thing runs great" he said, cheerfully. I just gaped at him.

"Oh my god! Are you kidding me?" I squeed. Yeah, not squealed, squeed. theres a difference. Pigs squeal. Excited 13 year olds posing convincingly as 17 year olds squee. "Thats awesome! when did you get so smart?"

"A month ago when i finished the thing." The Thing.... it had possobilities as a nickname... "You wanna see it?"

"Sure," i said, "lets." We both jumped out and i climbed into the drivers seat. Believe it or not, i do in fact have a lot of driving experience. I own my own 09 Element, which i cut a hole out of the top and installed a trapdoor so i could put a shooter up there.

With my freinds, you never know when some Stelex jerk captures someone. Guns are my second savior.

"So," Jake started, "you have to double pump the clutch when you shift, but other than that it should be good. The stereo has a CD player too. so its not totally useless." he smirked, and pushed a button "Little welcome home present" he said, and a Linkin Park CD slid out with a whir of the gears inside.

"Dude, Jake, my pal!" I said, hugging him again "You have earned the win badge for your girl scout sash!" I grinned

He pushed me playfully with a muttered "shut up" and grinned "Come over to my place sometime. I missed ya."

"Dont worry Jake, you will be cursed with my presence soon enough." I said, jumping out through the window. Charlie and Billy were drinking beer, Billy leaning back in his wheelchair and Charlie standing against the truck bed. "No touchy the truck!" i yelled at him, and stood next to him. "Billy. Your looking good." I told Jakes dad.

he grinned. "Well, still dancin'" He said "Jake couldnt wait to see ya, Zo. Wouldnt shut up about it."Jake, who was holding the wheelchair, gave him a push and i heard something like a sarcastic "thanks, dad" come from his general direction.

Charlie sighed "Well, i gotta go run these guys home." And after helping Billy in the car and stuffing his chair in the back, i saw them off and got to work cooking. It was a well known fact that Charlie Swan could not cook at all.

-END CHAPPIE-

Iggy: Well, that was fairly interesting. i thought you said you didnt own Twilight!

me: I dont! this is something called a FANFICTION! it means im writing something that never happened!!!!

iggy: Well, i think you should get to work on HMHM or Wings. or, hey, what about the Gone crossover?

Me: Whatever. This is gonna be a longer project, dont expect me updating it all the time. Its like a side project.

Iggy: What about the blind kid? I want some fame too!

me: SHUT UP! JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR!!!!

r&R? PLEEZE?