Tadase: When can you ever put me and Amu together for goodness sake?!

Slevure: Let me think…

Amu: (cuts me off and eagerly that is) NEVER!!!

Tadase: OMG! I am so…

Slevure: Broken hearted? My heart's broken too but, too bad I don't have one.

"Hahahaha!" Saaya Yamabuki ran along the beach, acting like a total idiot during the class trip. And Tadase was being emo. Why, you ask? Because dear Amu refused to turn up at the last minute as she had decided to go on a date with Ikuto. Tadase simply sat on the mat, hugging himself, as if he was afraid of being sunburnt. He was thinking of in what way was Ikuto better than himself. He couldn't think of any…(OF COURSE! THIS JUST SHOWS THAT YOU ARE NOT USING YOUR BRAIN!!!)

{Nightfall}

Tadase sat all alone at the coast shore with a fire (and by the way, he took like 3 hours just to light a pathetic few sticks), thinking of Amu --- her pink hair, and honey-coloured eyes. He stared dreamily in to the twinkling star, hoping to see the rainbow to climb on and into Amu's home. Frustrated. Annoyed. Pissed off. Sheesh! Why couldn't Amu just accept him instead of that thieving cat?! UGH. Fortunately, Lulu wasn't there though. His great, great, great grandfather once told him in his dreams: a love-sick man is a starved man. (THIS IS SO NOT APPLICABLE COS TADASE ID BARELY A MAN) It's not like he could do anything about it.

Saaya's P.O.V.

I saw a blondie sitting like some desolate depressed figure in front of some pathetic fire that was barely even visible from 50 metres away. HELLO! THEY ALREADY LIKE THOUGHT US HOW TO USE A MATCH LIKE A MILLION TIMES?! WHATEVER. Wait. I see a strand of hair sticking out like an angler fish. Hold on, is that… TADASE? Before I could even say "the love of my life", and despite it being like 2a.m. in the morning, I was screaming and running towards Tadase. He spun around and saw me like some madwoman (super unglam: never try this in public). But the first thing that he said was ,"Amu, is that you?" And of course, I was like '?'.

Tadase was hugging Saaya tightly, forgetting that Amu was non-existent at the beach. Saaya was very flattered by the attention. In a nutshell, Tadase kissed Saaya. On the lips.(I WAS TOO DISGUSTED BY THE IDEA SO IMAGINE IT YOURSELF XD) After that, they slept on the beach, hand in hand. Romantic? I don't think so.

Tadase: FYI, I DO NOT FORGET ABOUT AMU?!

Amu: (Ignoring the gayness of it all) So, what's it gonna be for the next chapter?

Slevure: I was thinking of sarcasm or you broken hearted over a (ahem) certain idiot…

Tadase: I heard that!

Amu: You should totally write the sarcasm one, with NO reference to a (ahem) certain idiot…

Tadase: Whatever! And Amu! You are going to have to go on the next class trip! Or else---

Amu: Slevure, let's go somewhere with peace and quiet. Silence is golden, my king.

Tadase: Come back here! You! Amu!

(Amu and Slevure ignore him)

Tadase: Stop ignoring me you anti-tadase tadase ignorers!