Just a crazy little oneshot I thought of while I was writing my Enterprise assignment. Nothing too flashy but it made me giggle…. A lot.

Respond if you want a continuing chapter/story. Detailed reviews, nothing short. Thanks!


Sam dangled herself from the tree branch, enjoying the sight of seeing everything upside down. It was hot out and she didn't fancy being bitten by a snake so she decided she'd try and be a possum, so far it was working.

She started humming a tune to herself.

"Who is a possum? I'm a possum. Possum, Possum, Possum!" Sam said with a funny lisp, making herself giggle hysterically.

"Heat stroke has definitely gone to your head." Sam heard a familiar voice come from just a bit out of her sight.

"EEK!" Sam screeched as she fell from the branch in surprise, she landed on her side with a grunt.

"Wow brat, you sounded like a possum just then." Jake laughed, sitting on top of what seemed to be a smug Witch.

Jake was smirking, the laughter dancing fierily in his eyes.

"Shuddup." Sam dusted herself off, picking up her long ago fallen hat and dusted the dirt off it.

"Why are you in a tree?" He questioned, his eye brow rising with amusement and curiousity.

"Because I wanted to be a possum." Sam said very seriously, hiding her blush and wandering over to Ace who was looking at her with grass hanging out of his mouth.

"Busted, Ace." Sam grumbled as she picked up his reins and mounted him. Ace huffed and let his head hang low, attempting to keep grazing.

Jake rode Witch beside Ace, not caring if she mauled Sam's horse. He wrapped his arm around Sam's waist and pulled her close to him.

"Busted Sam," He whispered in her ear, making her shiver. She smiled widely.

"What is my punishment, master?" Sam pouted, trying not to smirk and ruin the moment.

"Well, my little possum I'd have to do this…" He kissed her neck where her neck met her collarbone.

"And this…" He felt her shiver despite the fact it was stinking hot, he licked her skin teasingly with his tongue.

"No fair!" Sam cried and spured a surprised Ace forward. The little Mustang grunted but obeyed. Jake looked after her with a shocked expression but asked Witch to do the same thing. She refused to move. Jake looked at his mare, shocked. For the first time in her life she didn't listen to him.

"What now?" Jake asked, annoyed.

Witch turned her head to look at him, she rolled her eyes at him.

She seemed to be saying… But it's too hot. Jake smirked.

"Hot or not, I want to watch my girlfriend's butt." Sam was becoming a speck in the distance, he growled and Witch obeyed his second command.

As he galloped, they gained on Sam and Ace who was attempting to take some grass between his teeth.

Sam jumped off Ace's back before he stopped and stripped her top layer of clothes off. She dove straight into the river and surfaced to see a wide eyed Jake.

"You never stop surprising me brat." Jake chuckled and followed, taking off his jeans so he was just in his briefs. Sam smirked in turn, her boyfriend was so tanned and fit.

Jake smiled and dived in as well, swimming beside Sam and taking her in his arms.

"So what's my punishment, cowboy?" Sam smiled, wrapping her arms around her boyfriend's neck.

Without responding, Jake pressed his lips to Sam's; she wrapped her legs around his waist.