Disclaimer: Not mine
Note: I really hate when Teyla is portrayed like a virgin, so I've portrayed her like a vixen
Pairing: Bates/Teyla (No Honestly)
Spoilers: Everything up to and including season 2
Timeline: Future


Bates looked at Elizabeth's face as she contemplated what he'd just said.

In all fairness he had a great deal of respect for Elizabeth, she had a tough job and he thought she handled well, he'd even go as far as to say that he liked her, (well at least when he woke up in the middle of the night, his hands clutching his throbbing erection with her face and body still in his mind and her name on his lips).

Yes, in all honesty he respected Dr Weir, both as a leader and a person.

The only person Bates hated was the woman sat next to him, the woman who would flick her hair and have everyone think she was perfect.

The woman who had caused him trouble many a time and that woman was Teyla.

Bates looked back at Elizabeth who was sighing and looking at Teyla.

"Teyla, are you sure that your people will not be able to survive the winter on the mainland?"

Teyla nodded sadly

"If it will become as cold as Dr Zelenka informed me it would, then no. My people are not used to such harsh winters."

Elizabeth nodded and smiled at Teyla, a smile, Bates had noticed, that was only reserved for her flagship team, her head medical officer, Zelenka and, before he died, Peter.

He'd never received such a warm smile from Elizabeth, that kind of pissed him off.

"I'll send out some Jumpers to pick up your people"

Teyla smiled sweetly at Elizabeth in thanks.

"Thank you Dr Weir"

Bates shook his head, sighing.

"Dr Weir, our resources are spread too thin, we can't..."

Elizabeth cut him off.

"St Bates, we have an entire city. The Athosians will not be in the way"

Bates sighed, the last time the Athosians lived in the city he ended up getting his balls cut off from Sheppard. Needless to say he blamed Teyla for that.

"Dr Weir, please..."

Elizabeth cut him off again.

"Marcus, Atlantis is the size of Manhatten; we will have enough room and resources."

Bates nodded, obviously pissed

"Yes Ma'am"

Bates and Teyla stood up to leave just before Elizabeth spoke again.

"St Bates, will you stay for a moment please?"

Bates reluctantly sat back down and Teyla left the office.

Elizabeth slowly stood up and sat next to Bates in the chair Teyla had just vacated.

"Marcus, I know you have a problem with both Teyla and the Athosians, but I will not leave them on the mainland to die because of your discomfort.

Now, I suggest that you find Teyla and talk to her because honestly Bates, this tension is starting to piss me off."

Bates nodded and was quite surprised when Elizabeth gave him that warm smile he'd never had before.

"Thank you St Bates."

Elizabeth stood up, placing her hand on his shoulder briefly before leaving her office.

Bates was feeling pretty damn chipper until he stood up to see Elizabeth walk straight over to where John was standing, which was fine, until they started flirting outrageously with each other, again.

Pissed, Bates left her office and sulked down to the gym.

When he arrived, he was surprised to see Teyla already there. She was practising with the fighting sticks.

Without a second thought Bates picked up the spare set of sticks and faced Teyla who was looking at him curiously.

"You want to beat the crap out of me, take your best shot"

Teyla smirked and held no hesitation in spinning round a stick to hit him on his ribs. Bates quickly deflected the hit and smirked back.

"You'll have to do better than that."

Teyla nodded and quickly tripped him. Bates fell to the floor and Teyla sat on his stomach, pressing a stick to his neck.

Her smirk fell and she became pissed.

"What is your problem with me and my people?"

Bates started to have problems breathing so Teyla loosened up on his neck.

"I don't trust you."

Teyla sat up but still stayed on his stomach.

"Then I'll just have to make you trust us"

Teyla, unexpectedly, leant down and roughly kissed him.

Bates turned away from her and placed his hands on her hips before throwing her off him and positioning himself above her.

"What the hell are you playing at?"

Teyla smirked, not the playful smirk she had before but a smirk, which could be described as wicked, horny or teasing.

"I'm just wondering what it'll take to make you trust me"

Teyla raised her hips and rubbed herself against him.

"Look, I know you don't want me, I don't want you, but there is something we both want."

Teyla slid her hand down, opening his trousers and slipping her hand in to grasp at the erection which had been hardening since Elizabeth smiled at him.

"Think about it this way, your chances with Weir are one in a million, lets be honest, it goes Sheppard, Ford, Beckett, McKay and then a bunch of other people before she finally gets to you."

Teyla flipped him back over and slid down his trousers and boxers, still holding his erection before she lowered her mouth slightly, hovering over his hard erection, smiling.

Bates closed his eyes for a moment, not even wondering how she knew about his thing for Weir. Instead he thought about how much he hated this woman but then again it had been ages since he'd had sex and she was offering it on a plate. Bates opened his eyes and looked at her.

"Do it"

Teyla smirked and casually flicked her tongue against the head of his erection before taking him into her mouth.

Bates threw his head back and tried to suppress a moan as she worked quickly to bring him to his climax.

She bit down briefly on the head of his penis causes shockwaves of both pleasure and pain to run through his body.

When he couldn't take it anymore he pushed her off him, pinning her to the floor.

He quickly pushed his fingers down into her underwear and without waiting or mercy; he pushed two of his fingers into her wetness. Teyla raised her hips, trying desperately to rub herself against his fingers.

Bates smirked and removed his fingers from her receiving a quiet moan.

Quickly he rid her of her underwear before sliding himself into her wetness without waiting.

His entrance hurt her somewhat so she retaliated by biting down hard on his shoulder and digging her nails into his back. Bates muttered out a bitch and carried on.

He kept thrusting into her hard and deep until their reached their climaxes simultaneously.

Bates allowed the last few shockwaves of pleasure to flow through his body before sliding out of her and dropping to her side, breathing heavily.

After a moment he stood up and started putting his clothes back on.

"I swear if you tell anyone about this…"

Teyla stood up smirking before starting to replace her own clothes.

"I will not tell anyone, I don't think I'd live through the shame of it all"

Bates nodded and faced her

"Don't think this is ever going to happen again"

Teyla remained smirking as she left the gym

"I wouldn't dream of it happening again."

Fin…