A/N: Drabble style(ish). Multiple pairings. Requests and suggestions are open.

"Welcome to the Big Time Rush Café," greeted a waiter patiently waiting for customers behind a podium. He had the softest looking brunette locks and the cutest dimples..

"Table for 2?" he asked as the two girls nodded in confirmation followed by a series of giggles.

"Kendall will be right with you," he informed them as he turned around to call said person. What he didn't expect was that the said person was already behind him.

"Ken-," he called only to slam, body fully flushed against the blonde, words muffled.

The brunette stepped back a bit. "Jeez Kendall," he mumbled in annoyance, smacking the blonde good-heartedly on the shoulder.

"You rang for me Logie?" the blonde smirked, taking a step forward only for Logan to step back. Noticing this, the blonde took another step then another, pressuring the brunette back until he sandwiched Logan between himself and the podium, both arms caging the other. Faint and restrained sequels could be heard just behind the brunette.

"Ye-yeah. We have customers," Logan informed him.

"Really? How many?," he asked teasingly leaning forward a bit.

"Two," Logan answered with a gulp.

Kendall tilted his head to the side to see the two young ladies clutching at each other like they're on the verge of collapsing holding on to each other to keep themselves upright.

"Ladies," he greeted with a smile, dimples etching his cheeks that rivals the brunettes. "Would you like menus?" he asked. "I can grab the menus down there," he stated glancing down, "or do you already know what you want?"

"Please, we want menus," one of the girls requested almost as a gasp.

"Sure you do," Kendall replied knowingly with a wink. "Excuse me Logie," he said before painfully sliding his body down, making an effort to keep himself flushed against the brunette. "The two ladies requested for some menus."

Logan gulped a bit as he continued to stare at the blonde's descent before reaching for menus on the shelves just behind him.

Unrestrained shrieks of delight exploded from the two ladies as they hungrily watched the scene unfolding right before their eyes. The position was rather compromising and suggestive. Not to mention the gasps and gulps that the brunette was rasping really gave room for lots of imagination.

All too soon, the blonde popped back up taking his previous place against the brunette with two menus on hand.

Kendall wrapped an arm around Logan's waist and turned him around to face the two young ladies.

"It's rude to have your back turned on the customers Logie especially one's who are this cute," he complimented.

"I wouldn't have been if you weren't pressed against me," countered Logan with a pout, arms crossed.

"Hush," replied Kendall, "can't play the blame game Logie," he teased, poking the brunette on the nose. Logan swatted at the offending finger while Kendall continued with the assault.

"Stop, we have customers," protested Logan, although, he couldn't fight the smile on his face.

"Prude," teased Kendall with a sharp jab to the brunette's side eliciting a not-so-manly squeal from Logan who in turn blushed furious in embarrassment. The brunette tried to retaliate but the blonde quickly dodge the attack and went around the podium, squeezing between the two guests. He wrapped an arm around each of their waist, gently pushing them towards their seats.

"Ladies, this way," Kendall ushered but not before flashing a devious grin at Logan complete with a wink.