Hey all, what up? Kitty29 back with more Hetalia randomness! Woo! =D

The reason I did this was because I actually had a little of different idea's for stories but didn't have the drive to write any of them. So to –hopefully- get my 'writers groove' back I wrote down a bunch of characters from Hetalia (and a couple of OC's to make the number even), and put them all in a hat. I then picked out two random names and had to write something about those two people. Did it help get my writers groove back? No. But I still had fun writing these ^^

Some of these were actually quite hard to write for two reasons 1) Most of these characters I've never actually written about before and 2) Some of the names that I pulled out of that hat had me dumbfounded and I had no idea what to write. For those I basically went with the first thing that popped in my head.

Anyways, enough of my rambling please enjoy and review!

1. Netherlands X Spain

Spain was oblivious to the meaning of the red tulip Netherlands had handed to him.

2. Germany X Portugal

Germany knew that he wouldn't get any work done with Italy pestering him. As he turned to tell his friend to leave him alone he felt a small tap on his shoulder. He looked down at a small brown haired man, who almost looked like a child with his small frame and large grin.

"Is he bothering you Germany?"

Before the Germany could say anything to the man he had already punched Italy right in the face, shutting him up quite effectively. Germany jaw dropped as he watched the short man punch the Italian into unconsciousness. Adding one more punch for good measure he then reached into his jacket and pulled out a piece of paper and a pen. He trusted them into Germany's stomach knocking both the wind out of him and out of his daze.

"Please sign this~!" he said with the cheerfulness of a 5 year old his grin never fading for a second. Germany looked down at the piece of paper that was forced onto him. On the top of the sheet written in big bold writing was 'atonement quota' following by the date. Germany would see that he wasn't the only one that the man had 'helped' today' "By the way it's nice to meet you~! I'm Portugal! Lets be friends!"

Germany could recall the last time he had been scared of anyone who looked so cute.

3. Estonia X Seychelles

Estonia was surprised when the younger girl took hold of his hand, all the while continuing to talk. He was even more surprised when out of nowhere the girl pushed her lips against his own. When she broke the kiss he felt a hand slide out of his back pocket. "Call me." She whispered in his ear before running off.

It took several hours before Estonia realized his wallet was missing.

4. Latvia X Switzerland

As much as Switzerland hated to admit it he was actually scared of running into the timid country. Every time Latvia set eyes on the blond nation he would actually faint in fright and every time Switzerland would think that he killed the poor boy.

5. Liechtenstein X Greece

Liechtenstein tried to focus on petting the gray cat and not on Greece explaining why he prefered having sex outside.

6. Sweden X N. Italy

Italy finished off his lunch with a smile. "Ve~ you're really nice even though your face is scary." As if to prove his point, he promptly burst into tears when Sweden looked at him with an expression of gratitude.

7. Norway X Korea

The Korean had practically jumped on top of the Norwegian and grabbed onto his chest saying something about his breasts belonging to him before Denmark's self defense training kicked it.

8. Finland X S. Italy

Though Romeo didn't admit it he really was enjoying Finland's weird wife carrying competition. But when the Finnish man turned to him with that cute smiling face Romeo couldn't help but complain.

9. China X Ukraine

How China had managed to build a China town right in the middle of her house without her knowing she would never know.

10. Belarus X Denmark

When Belarus pulled out her knife Denmark had just as quickly pulled out his ax. Within seconds they both had they're sharp weapons pushed against the others throats. They smirked at each other. Maybe they could get along after all…

11. Poland X Sealand

"So you're, like, totally a country, huh?" He studied the small boy. "But you're like, totally small and oh so, like, adorable! Even with England's totally lame eyebrows!"

Sealand narrowed his eyes at him. "You didn't answer my question! What do you think I can do to make that jerk England recognize me as a nation?"

Poland made a face as he tried to think of a solution to the young boy's problem. "Well… to be nation you have to first be noticed, right~?" As Poland pulled out the plaid school girl skirt out of nowhere Sealand knew he had gone to the wrong nation.

12. America X Hungary

Shoving her tongue down America's throat was the only way Hungary could think of to make the American shut up. It was then that America deiced to ask the Hungarian if it was true that most of the world's strippers came from her.

He couldn't walk for a week.

13. Prussia X Lithuania

"So you worked for America huh?"

Lithuania jumped and turned to the red eyed man who had one knee on the park bench Lithuania was sitting on while the other stayed planted on the ground. One hand was placed on the back of the bench close to Lithuania's head to keep his balance. "Oh! Hello Prussia." He smiled warmly at him. "It's good to see you again. How are you?"

Prussia waved off the pleasantries. "Awesome as always. Now spill." He leaned closer to the other man who is response leaned a little back. "What's America's weakness?"

"Wh-what?" Lithuania stuttered, still smiling desperate his confusion.

"You heard me!" Prussia continued to lean towards the distressed nation who continued to lean back. "You lived with the moron! You must know some of his secrets! It not like he ever shuts up!"

By this time Prussia was pretty much on top of Lithuania, their noses almost touching. "So, tell the awesome me what that guys weakness is." Lithuania clearly looked very uncomfortable and he constantly made shift glances to the park, hoping that no one he knew could see him like this.

"Well you see…" Lithuania placed a hand on Prussia's chest and tried to nudge him off. It didn't work. "Though I did live with America I…" Though Prussia will never know what the end of that sentence would have been for a random passing jogger accidentally knocked into him as he was passing. Prussia lost his balance and fell onto Lithuania's chest. Startled, Lithuania pushed him off though before Prussia fell he grabbed onto the front of Lithuania's shirt. Lithuania let out a small yelp before being pulled down along with the white haired man. Prussia fell roughly on his back followed by the Lithuanian whose head contacted with Prussia's. He started cussing in German as he rubbed his head shutting his eyes in pain.

When the pain subsided he opened his eyes. Though his vision was a little blurred he could still made out Lithuania on top on him, one hand adding pressure on his chest so he could push himself up and the other on the side of his head. He was shaking his head slightly, trying to shake the pain away though, as far as Prussia could tell, failing. Suddenly a plastic bag filled with food from a nearby convince store hit Lithuania right on the side of his head. He yelped again before sliding off Prussia and falling back on top of the bench. Prussia turned his head to see a high school girl staring angrily at the back of Lit-

Oh wait it was Poland.

"We were totally supposed to have lunch together Liet!" He yelled pointing at him accusingly. "But I see you like, found someone else!" With that said Poland turned and ran off, pushing past a couple of people who had stopped to watch the commotion, his shirk flattering in the wind.

Prussia was disturbed.

"Poland, wait!" Lithuania tried to get up to run after his best friend, but he accidentally stepped on Prussia's stomach, lost his balance and fell flat on his face. Prussia clutched his stomach at the pain and rolled over, feeling like he was about to throw up the lunch he forced his brother to buy him. But, because he is awesome, managed to keep it down. Lithuania stumbled up, shaking his head again to try and clear his vision. "I'm so sorry!" He yelled at the red eyed man before running after his friend. Prussia hulled himself back onto the park bench and just lay there for a while, waiting for the pain to past.

Well that was a big fail. But the great awesome Prussia never gives up! And, even though he had lost this battle (only because the bastard pulled a surprise attack!) he still managed to win something. He rummaged though the abandoned bag of food that Poland brought and pulled out a bar of chocolate. Prussia grinned as he bit into the candy bar, already planning his next attack.

14. France X Russia

Russia smiled his creepy childlike smile at the Frenchman. "I will enjoy watching their faces twist in agony as I crush them one by one. Then they will be one with Russia"

The Frenchman in return smiled seductively at the Russian. "I'll enjoy seeing your face twist when you become one with France."

15. Austria X Cuba

Cube smiled as he watched Austria's expression relax after his fifth helping of Cuba's 'special' brownies. The Cuban always thought that the piano player was too serious.

16. Canada X India

"I-India."

The dark haired girl crossed her arms over her and fixed Canada an annoyed expression. She was clearly not happy about being ushered out of his house.

"What?"

"Well um…" The Canadian started to nervously clean his perfectly clean glasses. "I-I'm sorry but if you can't get along with China then… I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

"WHAT!?" Canada flinched at India's raised voice. "The only reason you exist is 'cause you were discovered while people were out looking for me!" She threw her arms around as she spoke to exaggerate her point. Canada stepped back, fearing for a moment that she was going to hit him. "You're very ungrateful you know that!?" She yelled poking Canada square in the forehead. He stumbled back a little rubbing the spot she poked. With her long nails it actually hurt more then he thought it would.

India looked into Canada's eyes for a second before turning around with a huff. "Fine I'll go." She spat before walking briskly out of the Canadian's front yard her nose in the air. As she walked Canada heard her mumble angrily to herself. "China thinks he's crazy if he thinks I buy something at that price…"

17. Iceland X Australia

Though Iceland practically begged Australia to let him hold one of his Koalas', Australia stubbornly refused. He wasn't gonna let any of his Koalas' catch Iceland's cold.

18. Turkey X Jamaica

As soon as the Turkish man left Jamaica spit out the coffee he had made for him. What the heck was that!? The flavor was all wrong! And it was thick! Coffee shouldn't be thick! Jamaica rushed over to one of his kitchen cabinets and flew the cover open. Actually hugging his Blue Mountain instant coffee mix that he kept in case of emergency. In his eyes this was an emergency.

19. Japan X Taiwan

Japan had never thought of himself as a big brother until the night he found Taiwan on his doorstep in the middle of a rainstorm, crying. He'd remembered how she had looked, shivering outside his house. She looked so small, so variable, so…human.

It was on that night that Japan decided he would protect her with his life.

20. Hong Kong X England

When England had first gotten Hong Kong he loved his emotionless eyes. He thought that they looked strong and loyal and they never seemed to change, no matter what he put him though.

Now Hong Kong's eyes scared him. Hunted him. Reminded him of all the bad things that he done to the young colony. All the things he could never take back.

If there are any characters I forgotten about or people you want me to throw in the hat just tell me! I think I'll do round two in a couple of days! ^^

Thanks for reading! And please review!