Alice On Elm Street
Alice sat with his sister among the rocks
When she saw a rabbit with a Flavor Flav clock
Screaming at the top of his voice being late
Not wishing in any way to hesitate
Not wanting to make a daisy chain
Alice chased the rabbit down the lane
Followed him down the rabbit hole
Little did she know she know the Dream Demon was after her soul
Once she got her bearings and found where she was at
Atop the tree she saw a Cheshire Cat
Not knowing she was being stalked
The Cat told her it didn't matter which way she walked
"A Hatter's there, and elsewhere a March Hare" he said
At his glowing grin curled
Then his voice was drowned out by jump-roping girls
"One, two, Freddy's coming for you…"
"Better make a choice quick, Alice, the burned man of malice is coming to take you
To his unholy palace
He lives in your thoughts if you're easily scared
Now pick a path to the Hatter or to the March Hare!"
In the corner of her eye
Alice saw a fedora
That was all she needed
She didn't need to see more so
She followed the path to the Hare's residence
And before her a tea table was present
With Hatter, Hare and Dormouse crowded together
And enough dirty tea dishes to last them forever
"Think you're safe here?"
The Hatter inquired
"We're all just visions your childhood fancy inspired
If you wanna keep living the life of a real girl
You must pull Freddy into the read world."
Then up from the tea pot came a clawed glove
Hatter, Hare and Dormouse grabbed a tea tray and flew above
"It's all in my head!"
Alice did cry
"I only imagine these tingles in my spine!"
She grabbed Freddy by the sweater revealing his tee
Then suddenly they were standing outside by the tree
"You cannot possess me, you can't have my soul! Down you go, Freddy!
Sink down the rabbit hole!"