Sages of FanFiction
Note: I am Griever. I am not any of these other losers, got it? I just put them here cause I could. I hate RainbowKat.
I am Griever. I am the darkness surrounding all. I control all the fear of this world. I sit here, in the dismal city, awaiting another task to fall upon me. I shall tell you a story, a story about the citizens of FanFiction, and of a task they faced together. I tell you this story of my own will, not upon a request of another. For the darkness that binds me to the unearthly world has me trapped here for an eternity. Now listen...
The World of FanFiction faced a crisis. Great wars and many battles had torn the land into three areas: The main city of Crisias, the wasted lands of the Flamers, and the outer regions, where forests are still plentiful and waters are still pure to this day.
When all had fallen, one hero stood up against the oppressor. He was War Shogun, a brave and mighty warrior. He had long, blue and spiky hair. he wore a white shirt and baggy white pants. His small, blue eyes poked out from beneath tangles of hair. He slowly began to pull his katana from its scabbard.
"I would not do that if I were you, friend." advised the shadowed stranger.
"Well, lets just see what happens then." answered War Shogun.
As the two battled into the depths of night, crevices erupted across the city of Gulliser. As a final blow was struck, an explosion separated the two warriors, shooting the Shogun into a decrepid wall. Climbing from the rubble, War Shogun stared forward. His advisary was gone. He had disappeared into the night. But his labors of war remained. All of War Shogun's allies lay dead upon the ground, telling a story silenced at their mouths. The city of Gulliser was now in ruins, and not a single soul survived. War Shogun shed a tear for his fallen comrades.
Griever sat cross-legged on his apartment floor. The room was bare, save a few empty boxes and an old mattress in the corner. The walls were stripped of paint and the floor was rotted wood. But none of this mattered to Griever. This was merely a sanctuary from the things down there, in the city.
As the sky darkened, Griever put on his mask. Pulling up on his creaky window, he slid outside and leapt off the fire escape. As he flew down towards the street, he spread his arms wide, and twisted and bended in ways a normal Author could never do. His twisting and turning landed him safely on the street below.
It was not at all uncommon to see a man walking down the street, clad in a pale green costume, wearing a white metal mask on his face, with long, deadly claws and rich brown hair. For this is FanFiction. All people have unique powers and share the common dream: to write fics that could be heard throughout the city. Which is why Griever took no second glance at the samurai styled man running down the sidewalk. Until they met face to face, that is.
"Oof!" shouted War Shogun as he rammed head on into a surprised Author. "Jeez, I'm so sorry! I was in a big hurry and I wasn't looking where I was going! Please forgive me!" he kneeled down and pressed his hands together in prayer.
"Calm down. I'm fine. It's no big thing. I'm Griever. Who're you?" asked the Author
"Griever? I-I cannot believe it! You are the one I have been seeking these many days! Thank god I've finally found you! Oh, I'm so disrespectful! Allow me to introduce myself. I am War Shogun." the short samurai bowed to Griever.
Later, in the Kasusho park...
"I came here looking for you because I heard from my friends that you once dwelled as a flamer in my hometown, and might have connections with the enemy. Possibly know of a weakness he possesses?" explained Shogun.
"First of all, who is this enemy?" questioned Griever.
"He is Z-Flamer, a robotic flamer who has been going around snuffing out Flamers and Authors. He already decimated two cities already: Hiotanashi, and my own hometown of Gulliser."
"I'm sorry."
"It's all right. But more importantly, this all revolves around you somehow, whether you know it or not. Do you recall Z-Flamer at all? Do you remember his name?"
"I'm afraid I've never heard of any Z-Flamer."
"Damn. I fear he is headed here next, and you cannot beat him. Crisias will be destroyed! Unless we can do something about it, that is."
"I know some people I can call..."
"Excellent! Now all we ne..." War Shogun trailed off.
"What?"
"He's coming!!"
War Shogun grabbed his head in pain as he fell from the park bench to the grass. He twisted back and forth, as if in pain, but he made no sound.
Just then, an explosion rocked the ground.
"He's here." whispered War Shogun.
"What the hell is that thing?!" screamed a man as the large metal beast made it's way down the central street, shoving cars aside, one by one.
The thing was light blue steel, with a black visor across his eyes. A red stripe went down the middle of his smooth face, and two horns curved up on either side. A sharp gold crest jutting out from above his eye. Silver bracelets were strapped around his wrists, and large black boots covered his lower half. Small, light metal wings stood out on his back.
"Now, now, everybody calm down, and you'll all die much quicker. Okay?" Z-Flamer suggested.
A lone man stepped out from the crowd. His name was Tykoflash. "I'm not gonna let you bust up town like this! You must be a Flamer! Scram!" he commanded.
"You know I'd love to...but frankly, you really don't present very much of a threat to me at all." cracked the Z-Flamer.
"Oh yea? Then take this!" yelled Tykoflash. In an instant, the super quick Author was upon the Z-Flamer. Throwing his right foot out, he rammed it out into Z-Flamer's upper chest. But nothing happened. Z-Flamer shrugged it off and threw the red wimp into a lamp post.
Griever and War Shogun looked on in horror. With a snap of his fingers, Z-Flamer ignited the entire street and everyone on it. Screams echoed through the city. Griever and War Shogun could only watch.
"Oh god! Look what he did! Fuck! Now what?" shouted War Shogun in panic.
"We must go and find Emperor Draganta, one of the most powerful Authors in all of FanFic! Or so I hear. We've got to gather forces-now!" warned Griever. He grabbed Shogun's arm and the two ran off towards the city limits to find Draganta and other allies to aid in this war that was surely to be.
Next time: Enter Draganta and The Sacred Forest! Cameos by: Draganta, Kentaro, RainbowKat, and Neo! Z-Flamer sets in with a city wide heat wave! And more!
Note: I am Griever. I am not any of these other losers, got it? I just put them here cause I could. I hate RainbowKat.
I am Griever. I am the darkness surrounding all. I control all the fear of this world. I sit here, in the dismal city, awaiting another task to fall upon me. I shall tell you a story, a story about the citizens of FanFiction, and of a task they faced together. I tell you this story of my own will, not upon a request of another. For the darkness that binds me to the unearthly world has me trapped here for an eternity. Now listen...
The World of FanFiction faced a crisis. Great wars and many battles had torn the land into three areas: The main city of Crisias, the wasted lands of the Flamers, and the outer regions, where forests are still plentiful and waters are still pure to this day.
When all had fallen, one hero stood up against the oppressor. He was War Shogun, a brave and mighty warrior. He had long, blue and spiky hair. he wore a white shirt and baggy white pants. His small, blue eyes poked out from beneath tangles of hair. He slowly began to pull his katana from its scabbard.
"I would not do that if I were you, friend." advised the shadowed stranger.
"Well, lets just see what happens then." answered War Shogun.
As the two battled into the depths of night, crevices erupted across the city of Gulliser. As a final blow was struck, an explosion separated the two warriors, shooting the Shogun into a decrepid wall. Climbing from the rubble, War Shogun stared forward. His advisary was gone. He had disappeared into the night. But his labors of war remained. All of War Shogun's allies lay dead upon the ground, telling a story silenced at their mouths. The city of Gulliser was now in ruins, and not a single soul survived. War Shogun shed a tear for his fallen comrades.
Griever sat cross-legged on his apartment floor. The room was bare, save a few empty boxes and an old mattress in the corner. The walls were stripped of paint and the floor was rotted wood. But none of this mattered to Griever. This was merely a sanctuary from the things down there, in the city.
As the sky darkened, Griever put on his mask. Pulling up on his creaky window, he slid outside and leapt off the fire escape. As he flew down towards the street, he spread his arms wide, and twisted and bended in ways a normal Author could never do. His twisting and turning landed him safely on the street below.
It was not at all uncommon to see a man walking down the street, clad in a pale green costume, wearing a white metal mask on his face, with long, deadly claws and rich brown hair. For this is FanFiction. All people have unique powers and share the common dream: to write fics that could be heard throughout the city. Which is why Griever took no second glance at the samurai styled man running down the sidewalk. Until they met face to face, that is.
"Oof!" shouted War Shogun as he rammed head on into a surprised Author. "Jeez, I'm so sorry! I was in a big hurry and I wasn't looking where I was going! Please forgive me!" he kneeled down and pressed his hands together in prayer.
"Calm down. I'm fine. It's no big thing. I'm Griever. Who're you?" asked the Author
"Griever? I-I cannot believe it! You are the one I have been seeking these many days! Thank god I've finally found you! Oh, I'm so disrespectful! Allow me to introduce myself. I am War Shogun." the short samurai bowed to Griever.
Later, in the Kasusho park...
"I came here looking for you because I heard from my friends that you once dwelled as a flamer in my hometown, and might have connections with the enemy. Possibly know of a weakness he possesses?" explained Shogun.
"First of all, who is this enemy?" questioned Griever.
"He is Z-Flamer, a robotic flamer who has been going around snuffing out Flamers and Authors. He already decimated two cities already: Hiotanashi, and my own hometown of Gulliser."
"I'm sorry."
"It's all right. But more importantly, this all revolves around you somehow, whether you know it or not. Do you recall Z-Flamer at all? Do you remember his name?"
"I'm afraid I've never heard of any Z-Flamer."
"Damn. I fear he is headed here next, and you cannot beat him. Crisias will be destroyed! Unless we can do something about it, that is."
"I know some people I can call..."
"Excellent! Now all we ne..." War Shogun trailed off.
"What?"
"He's coming!!"
War Shogun grabbed his head in pain as he fell from the park bench to the grass. He twisted back and forth, as if in pain, but he made no sound.
Just then, an explosion rocked the ground.
"He's here." whispered War Shogun.
"What the hell is that thing?!" screamed a man as the large metal beast made it's way down the central street, shoving cars aside, one by one.
The thing was light blue steel, with a black visor across his eyes. A red stripe went down the middle of his smooth face, and two horns curved up on either side. A sharp gold crest jutting out from above his eye. Silver bracelets were strapped around his wrists, and large black boots covered his lower half. Small, light metal wings stood out on his back.
"Now, now, everybody calm down, and you'll all die much quicker. Okay?" Z-Flamer suggested.
A lone man stepped out from the crowd. His name was Tykoflash. "I'm not gonna let you bust up town like this! You must be a Flamer! Scram!" he commanded.
"You know I'd love to...but frankly, you really don't present very much of a threat to me at all." cracked the Z-Flamer.
"Oh yea? Then take this!" yelled Tykoflash. In an instant, the super quick Author was upon the Z-Flamer. Throwing his right foot out, he rammed it out into Z-Flamer's upper chest. But nothing happened. Z-Flamer shrugged it off and threw the red wimp into a lamp post.
Griever and War Shogun looked on in horror. With a snap of his fingers, Z-Flamer ignited the entire street and everyone on it. Screams echoed through the city. Griever and War Shogun could only watch.
"Oh god! Look what he did! Fuck! Now what?" shouted War Shogun in panic.
"We must go and find Emperor Draganta, one of the most powerful Authors in all of FanFic! Or so I hear. We've got to gather forces-now!" warned Griever. He grabbed Shogun's arm and the two ran off towards the city limits to find Draganta and other allies to aid in this war that was surely to be.
Next time: Enter Draganta and The Sacred Forest! Cameos by: Draganta, Kentaro, RainbowKat, and Neo! Z-Flamer sets in with a city wide heat wave! And more!
