Chapter 1- Don't Believe
Don't believe everything you read in the book, for I Draco Malfoy is the true star of the book. I recovered the Sorcerer's Stone, found the Chamber of Secrets, freed Sirius Black, Won the Triwizard Tournament, and helped the Order of the Phoenix. But does anybody give credit? No they give it to Potter because he has that stupid scar on his forehead.
I'm going to tell you what really happened. The way it was meant to be written, my way, wait till father hears he'll have their head. It all started like this. It was August when I got my letter. "Father, why do I have to go to Hogwarts?" I said. "Because all of our family went." "I want to go to Drumstrag." "No, plus I hear Harry Potter is going there." "Isn't that the boy to killed the gut you work for?" "He didn't kill me he just took a vacation and yes." Lucius said
"So." I said. "Since you are my heir, you must torture him." The next day we went to Diagon Alley, I saw some kids who will by fellow classmates. My father took me to the shop to be fitted for my robes. While I was getting fitted for my robes some kid with glasses was next to me getting fitted also, so I started a conversation.
"What school are you going to?" I asked. "Hogwarts." He said. "I was forced to go to Hogwarts; since I'm going I want to be in Slytherin." The boy was not listening to me. "Are you listening to me?" I asked. "No, I was thinking about what to eat." He said. "Well, there's an ice cream shop across the street. He finished getting fitted and left. I soon to was finished and left. We walked pass the broom shop.
"Father I want a broom."
"No." Lucius said.
"I want a broom."
"No."
"I'm telling mother."
"What ever you do don't tell your mother. I get you broom. What else do you want?" Lucius said. "I want a broom, broom cleaning kit, remembral, candy, eagle owl, an extra broom just in case the first one breaks, a pair of shoes, a new cloak, and a Barbie Doll." I said. Father looked at me as if I gone mad. "Is there something you want to tell me?" Lucius asked. "No." I said. "Where am I supposed to find this "Barbie Doll"?" "A muggle toy store and get her a few outfits." A few days later I boarded the Hogwarts Express with my Barbie in hand.
A/N: I hoped you enjoyed this story. I'm almost done written Cosplay Madness and Harry Potter Vs the Girls of Final Fantasy X-2 so until then enjoy this. My friend said it was "Bloody Funny." Arigoto Tomodachi.