DERP IT TO HFIL!
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Chapter Negative Zero - Chapter 1.024: What The Heck Is This Supposed To Be?! Oh, That's Just My Dick.
The lesbans-a group that bans lesbianism-decided to shit on random people and objects on every Tuesday rather than doing their jobs. As a result, they got 3rd degree burns. Yayz.
Anyways, Future Trunks has unlocked his new form and was in the middle of a fight when he suddenly disappeared from his own reality and reappeared in that of the Twilight Series. Derpy and her daughter (Dinky) from the My Little Pony Series were also there, for some reason. Still in his Super Saiyan God Legendary Super Saiyan form, which probably isn't even the name of his new transformation, Future Trunks found Edward Cullen-who was crossdressing after convincing himself that he was a woman-and blew his sexually confused ass the fuck up. At the same time, Derpy was humping Trunks's leg in front of her own daughter, Dinky, for educational purposes.
"Now you know how to properly rub up against daddymuffin whenever he's making vampires explode!" Derpy exclaimed happily as she smiled at her daughter.
In response, Dinky returned the smile with one of her own and said, "Yaaaay!"
Heartwarming insanity. Vanity. Wii.
Aliens then abducted people and "upgraded" them. They replaced guys' dicks with a screwdriver, and they replaced girls' boobs with tin cans. Milf Romney and Barfuck Obama also started slapping their dicks together, resulting in the biggest and only political cockfight of all time.
Once they finished, Mit Romney then said, "That sure was fun. Now Obama Bin Laden, be a good dear and DIE!"
Butt Romney then shot LSD and liquid shit into the mouth of Barack The Lama, thereby killing him. Upon dying from a combination of drug overdose and drowning in diarrhea, Obama went straight to Hell, where he was then assraped by a man-sized bird with a 36 inch dick. A zombie suddenly began spewing a steady stream of vomit out of it's mouth. Following this, a graveyard appeared.
A random fish person then saw a jar of mayonnaise and roared, "CHOCOLAAAAATE!"
In Either The Marvel Or DC Universe
"Hulk go smash girls ass...or maybe Hulk's own meat instead," The Hulk said to himself and proceeded to punch his cock until he died.
Then Superman farted erotically, and everyone died.
Back With Future Trunks, Derpy, & Dinky
After obliterating Edward, the three suddenly vanished from that dimension, as well. In Equestria, a new life awaited Future Trunks. Eventually, he and Derpy got married, gaining him both a loving wife and an adorable daughter.
My impression of people who never learned how to spell worth a shit: Me dud esta fook me leaf und gungsta me wetawded ded Jamaican cavemon weeaweeaweeawee!
Then everyone in the Twilight Series died.
When-
END.
Lolz, peace!