Snow white and the seven dogs
Alright this is a NEW fanfic and I know you guys are annoyed at me for not finishing the other two before starting this but I had writers block and EXAMS anyway that was when inspiration hit me at 1:00am and thus I wrote this and without further ado let us begin
'thoughts'
"Dialogue"
stage directions/violence
I'm not telling you the characters except that Hinata is snow white and Naruto is the prince(he will keep his name)
'Snow white' is in the glass coffin…..
Hinata : 'How long do I have to lie here? And why the heck do I have to wear this stupid dress! "Seriously its smells like animal pee and dust did you even clean it you damn narrator!"
Narrator aka me: Hinata you're supposed to be dead so shhhh and plus I did clean the damn dress but the animals kept coming back seriously it was like it pulled them towards it or something! Anyway just stick to the script alright cause here comes the 'charming' prince (guess who).
Naruto:"pant did I really have to WALK here in TIGHTS!? You purposely put me 90 miles away from this stupid place! And I'm all itchy since I had to go through a freaken POISON IVY FOREST."
Narrator:evil laugh that was very amusing but stop complaining right now and read the damn script!
Naruto: What script?
Narrator: Someone get this fool a script
Sasuke: Here take this dobe throws script at Naruto knocking him out
Narrator: "Get up 'Thundershock!'"shocks Naruto
Naruto: Ahhhhhhhhh! that hurt dammit!
Narrator: If you say another word out of character I will pair you up with Kiba in my next fanfic!
Naruto:Ok I'll do it! Just please don't do that!...ok flicks through script..Aha clears throat
"Oh princess in glass coffin
I hope you don't look Mary Poppin
I hope your eyes shine like stars,
I hope you don't come from Mars,
With a kiss from my lips
You'll wake up in a jiff
Narrator: Now kiss her…heheheheh.evil gleam in eyes
Naruto: Wait! What if Hinata hates me after this I mean this could ruin our friendship!
Narrator:slaps forehead Naruto you are so oblivious just kiss the girl and you'll see... the wit…evil giggle
Naruto: Alrightbends down to kiss 'Snow white' and gets attacked by 7 dogs Geteem off me Dattebayo!!
Seven dogs: ruff ruff ruff
Evil Queen: Steps out from behind the bushes "MUHAHAHAHA! You'll never get to the princess as long as I'm alive!"
Naruto: KIBA?! Why the heck are you wearing so much makeup and that hideous dress?
Evil Queen(KIBA): Don't blame me, blame the damn narrator she told me I was perfect for the part since her sick twisted yaoi-infested mind thinks that I'm in love with you and she said if I didn't do it…well lets just say she'd make something really bad happen.
Narrator: Yes my sweet Kiba now hurry along and read the extravagant script I made.
Hinata: Don't I get to do anything?
Narrator: Don't worry you will in the NEXT chapter!
Naruto:still being mauled by the dogs You mean this is the end?
Narrator: For now I don't if this story is any good so if I get three reviews I'll continue if I don't I'll just scrap it and cry in my emo corner…ok, LUNCH BREAK!!
Everyone: YAY!! Goodbye and remember to review and suggest ideas so I can include them
EVERYBODY LOVES RAMEN AND HINARU!!