"Sheldon Swifties XXIV: "The D'Artagnan Rebootation…"
Summary: Brief bits, not necessarily connected…Similar to my Buffyverse "Immortal Beloved" series…Possibly related to the idea that sooner or later I plan to pit Sheldon against junior adult fiction's greatest inventor…
Disclaimer: What's Chuck's is Chuck's…No infringement intended…
Penny staring…
"Well?..." Leonard sighed…
"It was my idea…" Amy proudly…Smoothing gown, adjusting wig… "I felt it was time we branched from the traditional comic book superhero and under the Relationship Agreement I called dibs on costumes…"
"You know I kinda like the new image…" Howard, touching long, sweeping hat, smoothing plume, slight swishing of sword…
"Don't swish that sword, Howard…" Penny frowned…
"But…" Penny looked at Sheldon in robes… "If Leonard's Athos…"
Leonard, rather pleased, smug smile…
"Raj is Porthos…" Raj, sweeping bow…
Ok, not bad…Penny noted…
"…And Howard's…Whatever…"
"Aramis…" Howard a bit miffed…
"Yeah, whatever…Who are you, Sheldon?..."
"Isn't it obvious?..." Amy frowned… "He's the ruthless Cardinal Richelieu to my evil Lady DeWinter…" wink, "evil" leer…
Sheldon, assuming ruthless look…
"Ruthless…And the sexiest cleric in France…" Amy, sly smile…
Ummn…Sheldon looking nervous…
"Uh, boy…" Penny sighed… "But if he's 'Richelieu'…Where's the other guy, D'Artagnan?..."
"All for one…And one for my Howie…" Bernadette in musketeer costume…Sword swish…