"G-Germany s-Stop..."
"Don't worry Italy, it doesn't hurt for long."

A loud yelp could be heard from The room across the hall, causing the raven-haired man to jump slightly, looking up from the laptop resting on his knees. " A-Are... Italy-San and Germany-San..." He trailed off, closing his laptop. " well... I can't waste this opportunity." he smiled slightly, getting up and placing his laptop on the bed, going to his dresser to grab his camera.
Japan snuck over to the door of the room the other two countries were in, hearing more. " D-Doitsu... you said it would stop hurting..." a whimper was heard, then a slight growl. " I'm trying... Just hold on." The Japanese nation practically nosebled there, but managed to hold it back, opening the Door a bit.
"oh! It'a feels much better now~!" Japan could hear Italy speaking and he opened the door a bit more to look inside The room, just to see Germany and Italy on the bed.
"there. I told you it wasn't too bad." Germany sighed. " Really Italy, it was just a papercut." " but Doitsu~! it really hurt~." He whined, getting up from the bed and holding a finger with a band-aid on it. " Veh~ Grazie Germany~!" he smiled brightly, leaning forward to kiss Germany's cheek.
Japan blinked. Italy had just... Gotten a papercut? Oh... He sighed slightly, disappointed it wasn't what he thought it was and went back to his room, getting his laptop and continuing his rather smutty GerIta fanfic.