Well, it was really an ordinary day. No, it was a nice day, in fact. Not a cloud in the sky! Where am I? Well, that's very simple. In the quiet town of Magnolia, the wizards in Fairy Tail were creating quite the fiasco, if I can put it.

Natsu Dragneel, the Fire Dragon Slayer, was gaping at a fact that was shaping him at the lunch table. "WHAT! Another Dragon Slayer! I'm all fired up!" he was yelling enthusiastically at this point in time. "Yeah, yeah, Natsu," said Grey Fullbuster, the Ice Make wizard. "I know that you're excited, but it seems that this guy's very str-... Natsu! Don't do that!" he exclaimed before Natsu blew up a part of the wall. "Jeez, this guy knows no bounds. Sorry about the wall, Mira!" Gray exclaimed. He surrected a wall of ice to temporarily replace the one Natsu broke.

Wendy was the only one who was worried, really. "What kind of Slayer Magic does this person use, Gray-san?" Gray sighed. "I was about to tell him not to go. He supposedly uses Water Slayer magic."

"Water Slayer? Is there such a thing?" Wendy thought to herself, yet saying it out loud. "This is bad. Water is fire's weakness, so-"

"Not so fast," Gray sighed. "We'll see how he does. Knowing him, he'll win. But water, though. That's different." Gray looked out the window. Wendy decided to go home for the day, wondering when he would come back.

Natsu came back 3 days later. He looked exactly like he did before, except he looked motion sick, had 31 cuts and bruises, 5 deep, a punctured shoulder, a cracked jawbone, back pain, aching all over, and a concussion.

Everybody gasped as Natsu just pushed the door open with all these injuries, staggered to the middle of the room, and collapsed. "Natsu-san is-" Wendy was about to begin before Erza interrupted her.

"We know, Wendy, but the best thing you could probably do is go heal him." Wendy did so. As she was healing him, he woke up. "Whoooooo... I feel very wooooooozy... Whhhhhatttttt's hapennnnniiiinnng?"

"Just go to sleep, stupid," sighed Gray. Natsu eventually fell asleep.

Sting was watching the whole of the encounter, shocked. Knowing Natsu, he probably thought that he would come home fine, because he was the barrier that he must cross over, thinking that there was nobody stronger. Seeing all this disillusioned him. Later that day, he would go to his apartment, alone, close all the windows, and scream in anguish.

The next morning, everyone gathered round to listen to how Natsu landed himself so many injuries. He was healed, of course, via Wendy. "So I swam out on the Tior River, where the Water Slayer was supposedly there. He was supposed to be at a spot where the river stayed still, no matter how much you swam in it. I eventually found that spot. Then the diving. The diving eventually went to an underwater cave. I found the Water Dragon Slayer, who fractured my jaw and concussed me by punching my face, using "Metsury? Ougi: Mizu no Hari!"* to cut me, beating me up some more, and then grabbed my neck, threw me so hard I went out of the water, past the clouds, went down and landed face first on a train. I think it took me about5 minutes before I was blown out of the water. The train eventually took me home, though I accidentally rode on a wagon on a bumpy road." Happy concluded by saying, "And that's how Natsu got every single injury we saw."

Gajeel was nodding, intensely listening so that he would win when they next sparred seriously, Wendy was gasping in shock in how Natsu was that injured so quickly, Levy was calculating how much force it would take to blow a body out of the water, up into the clouds, and everyone else had their mouth open so wide, their chins were on the floor.

"Well, that's that!" Natsu stated, with a fake cheeriness about him. "I'm tired, so I'm going to go to sleep. He left the guild, quietly opening and shutting the door.

"What was that all about?" asked Gray.

* Metsury? Ougi: Mizu no Hari! Means "Secret Dragon Slayer Art: Water Needles!"