This is my first Fanfic EVER so please go easy on me as I learn the ropes to it all. This is a book full of one shots for Dean and Cas. These won't be continuations unless I say so. I got this prompt off of Tumblr so I hope you like it.

*Dean*

I slam the door behind me as Sam and I walk into the Coroner office.

"Have you heard from Cas," Sam asks with a small smile.

"No, Sam it's not like Cas is attached to me by the hip," I say rolling my eyes "he has his own life in heaven."

"Okay," Sam says in a doubtful tone.

"You have anything to say bitch."

"Not unless you wanna confess something, Jerk."

I chuckle as we show our badges walking into the large room. A man stands over the dead body on the table. He looks up with a frown and stares at us.

"I am Agent Radke and this is Agent Seaman," I say introducing me and Sam. "We're the FBI"

The man smiles walking up to us.

"I'm Jacky I would shake your hand but you know," he says showing his bloody gloved hands.

Sam laughs and nods.

"We're here because of Carl Buford's death."

"Oh, yes the weird one," Jacky says nodding walking to one of the body storage things.

We follow him and he makes a big pull pulling out Carl.

"Did you notice anything weird," Sam asks.

I look around the body looking for puncture wounds. Then I look into his cold eyes. He had blue ones really good blue ones. Yes, they are a perfect light blue but Cas has to be the best ones I've ever seen. Maybe because he is an Angel or maybe because-

"Dean, you alright," Sam asks shaking me out my thoughts.

"Yeah," I mumble.

Sam looks at me and turns to Jacky.

"Well his teeth was a very peculiar sight," Jacky says biting his lip.

I grab Carl's top lip to see the Vampire teeth. Great!

"Thanks for your help Jacky but we really need to head out."

I look up to see Sam near the door. I follow him to the car.

"It seems like a Vampire nest."

"Yeah," I say nodding at him.

"I'm going to look around her," Sam says standing outside the car as I get in. "You go look for anything else that I might have missed."

"Kay."

Sam nods walking down the street. I make my way to the run down Motel room. I open up the door and sit down in front of the laptop.

Three Hours Later…

I groan as I set the laptop on the side table next to the bed. It's so boring here. I smirk knowing the perfect person to keep me company. Oh my feathery friend, Castiel please come to keep me from boredom. I look around me to not see my baby in a trench coat. I sigh and try again. Castiel please answer me. I am bored and thinking about you and your lips and how slightly your jacket slides of your shoulders. If you come I can teach you how to work those beautiful lips you have there and how adorable you'll look with not just your jacket sliding off your body. Cas don't make me have to wait for your pretty ass. The longer I wait the longer you'll squirm under my-

"Dean, your prayer was very inappropriate," the monotone voice says.

I sit up to see Castiel staring at me his head cocked to the side. I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing.

"It got you here didn't it?"

"My pants are very tight now and I don't know why."

I look down and chuckle and surprised at how low and sexual it comes out. I stand up now standing right in front of him.

"Well let me help you out with that."