This story begins in the beginning of 1989.
joeseph joestar went to go and see Jotaro. "Hey jotaro" says joseph. "hey sexy..." says jotaro back to his grandpa.
Joeseph Joestar is confused about what jotaro just said to him "wtf" joseph says. Jotaro grabs josephs big old granpa ball sacks. "im gonna suck it!" jotaro screams in anger. "Star platinum, the world!" jotaro screams as his stanmd jumps out and stops time. "I have 7 seconds to lick on my grandpas fat foxy nut sacks." jotaro says in his head.
Jotaro sucks on josephs fat tubby wubby nut nut sack sacks. Joseph feels good. Time resumes.