The Amazing Adventure of Krono
[CHAPTER 1]: Krono and a psyker
A strange table appears, surrounded by mysterious figures. "I should go. This place is dangerous." Says a stout figure, short in stature, a rusted battleax at his side. "But the place does not need to be leveled... yet." Says a tall figure, a bow that was taller than him strapped to his back.
"I'll go." Says a catlike figure, a katana sheathed on his back. "*sigh* fine. Send Krono, he is the negotiator of this ragtag group." "WAHAHAHAHAH! Him?! I could squash him like a fly!" The stout figure gloated. "Do not mock him, Balrog, he may be weak, but he is faster than the wind." "hmph."
A small orange portal opened nearby, signaling Krono's leave. "Unfortunately," the tall figure said, "we will have to supress your memories." "Can I carry some wine with me?" The tall figure sighed. "Yes." Kronos made a happy face. "Then i'm fine, HIT IT! WOOOOOOOOOO!" Kronos shouted, jumping into the portal.
A young boy was walking along the street, a floating grocery bag behind him.
Wait, WHAT.
The young boy whistled a nostalgic tune, eyes closed, seemingly knowing where he was going without seeing. "Ahhhh, saturdays, how I love them, although it helps, having psycic powers." The boy said, eyes still closed.
Suddenly, a teenager in a strange shark outfit ran into him. "HEY, I wanna beat the crap out of someone. You look weak and defenseless enough. I'll try to make this quick." The young boy laughed. "Heh heh heh..." The sharkid looked pissed. He raised his skateboard...
"PK BLADE!"
The sharkid went flying, stopping short of a building. In midair.
"I'll tell you once, and you better memorise it. I AM NESS, DESTROYER OF GIYGAS, SAVIOR OF WORLDS! Stay out of my town or i'll homerun you to FUCKING kentucky, DO YOU HEAR ME!?"
The sharkid nodded feebly, and ran off. "I'm glad they got rid of the Onett Police Force, they just get in the way." Ness said, an aggravated look on his face, "Although it's hard work keeping the town safe all by myself. I oughta call Paula here to help someday, she can just nuke some of 'em."
Suddenly, Ness sensed another mind nearby. "Strange," he said, "I usually only sense other psycics..." Ness ran toward the direction of the Strange Mind...
Krono wakes up, remebering only his name, his wine, and his katana (and skills to match!).
Huh? Why can't I remember anything? Meh. It hardly matters, I HAVE BOOZE! Krono thought with glee. -SWITCH TO NESS VIEW- Ness was running toward the brainwave, strangely getting weaker as he approached it.
Aaaaaaaaand then he saw Krono, passed out on the ground, drunk as all hell.
Strange, I can only get his name from his mind. Course, it's probobly because he's plastered harder than drywall. Ness thought aggravatedly.
"OI! Cat dude! Get up!" Ness shouted, kicking the kobold in the side lightly. He got "mrrrrmrrr fffflggglghffffff" as his answer. "Oh for the love of..." "PK HEAL OMEGA!"
A strange white light surrounded the kobold, slowly stirring him into consiousness.
"Hey! Get up, Boozer!" Ness said, a hint of acknowledgment in his voice.
"Ugh, my head," the kobold said, "what am I doing here?" "I ask the questions here. Who are you?" "My name is Krono, I like wine and killing things. Who are you?" the stange catman said politely. "I am Ness, you do not need to know anything else about me. what are you doing here?"
"I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be doing something, but I forgot what it was." Kronos said. "Pfff. No wonder, you drank enough wine to take down a bull elephant." Ness retailiated. Krono smiled. "I told you, I like wine."
"Anyway, can you direct me to shelter? These tattered clothings provide little warmth, and it is close to winter time."
"Sure," Ness said, "but if you try anything funny..." Ness raised a long bat, colored red, with the letters PSI carved on it crudely. Krono cringed.
They walked off towards Ness's house, the sun setting behind them...
[END CHAPTER ONE]