"... and then Beowulf exploded through the ground and caused the entire city of Atlantis to sink."
Hiei twitched, visibly, wondering why the hell he thought sleeping in a tree next to YOUR house was a good idea. It was like he could feel his intelligence seeping out through his ears every time you opened your mouth.
"Of course that's when puff the magic dragon came swooping down and lifted me out of the flooding city!"
Weren't you supposed to be doing something? Like the paperwork that you had been given from that flourescently lit hell you called a school?
"But when I told Mr. Iwamoto about it," you pouted, "He assigned me more homework and threatened to give me detention!"
If you had been able to see Hiei's face through the folaige you might have noticed the sudden widening of his eyes.
He couldn't believe you had actually TOLD someone ELSE about your weird-ass delusions.
A grin spread across your face, "That's okay though because Ms. Haruni gave me bonus points! Even Ms. Okubi said she thought I had an interesting veiw of the Sekigahara campaign!"
Hiei groaned inwardly. Great, someone else was FEEDING your delusions. Maybe he should just prevent you from having any contact with those delusional psychopaths you called teachers.