Jc: (Smiling like an Idiot)

Riku: You're pathetic

Jc: I'm posting it aren't I!

Riku: After how many months!

Jc: …Only four-ish… Sorta…

Riku: You're pathetic

Jc: Shut Up! Leave me alone, anyways! This is a story that I had to post on April but I didn't… Why er I have no excuse but the fact that I couldn't get past the beginning… :D

So this is for superkandybratz for her birthday! Which was in April… And it's August… Hey both start with A that's GOOD! :p (hehe)

Riku: No it isn't

Jc: Shut up leave I alone (pout)

(Sorry it didn't turn out as good as I wanted to, kinda hard to write a funny story when hearing a sad song .)

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing

It was 3 in the morning. At this time around, people were fast asleep at home, all peaceful and sound.

Well, almost everyone.

Jen poked Riku for the thousandth time on his face trying to get him up.

"Riku…" She said extending his name, continuing to poke him trying to wake him up.

What she didn't know though, was that Riku was awake but decided to ignore her hoping she would go away.

She didn't.

And an hour had already past…

Riku growled and grabbed her hand before she could continue poking him.

"Yay, you're awake!" She whispered loudly happily.

"What do you want" Riku said rubbing his eyes as he looked at the nightstand to see the time, 3:15 in the morning.

"Can you drive me to the mall?" Jen asked who was now playing with Riku's cell phone.

Riku looked at Jen who continued to tinker with his cell phone. Its 3 in the morning and she wants him to drive her to the mall. That was close. And it's 3 in the morning!

"It's closed, I'll drive you when its morning." Riku said lying back on his bed wanting to go to sleep. This was proven impossible when Jen began crying… loudly.

"But I need a present! *Waugh!*"

Riku growled in frustration and knew she wouldn't leave him alone until she got her way. 'Stubborn brat…' Riku thought letting out another growl he got up and told her to wait outside.

Jen jumped and clapped about and ran off to wait for Riku.

Couple of minutes later Riku was banging his head on the steering wheel as Jen was buckling up her stuff Winnie the Pooh at the back seat. Next to the Winnie was a stuffed Elmo and in between was a green clay turtle by the name of Chester.

Afterwards Jen settled herself in the front seat sticking her tongue out like Gir from Invader Zim; the two were ready to leave for the mall.

Er, they would be if Jen would stop panicking on the fact Riku was driving.

"Not so fast!" Jen yelled holding on to her seat belt.

"I didn't even move!" Riku yelled back getting annoyed. Fifteen minutes passed and they were still in the drive way.

After hyperventilating for a while, Jen gave Riku the thumbs up to start driving but continued to panic a bit. It wasn't her fault, Riku was 16 and was driving and she got wary when anyone besides her parents drive.

After thirty minutes or so, the two arrived at the mall. By now it was four and the mall was closed.

"See, this was a waste, the mall is closed and won't open 'til 10am; it's four, your six hours early."

Jen began to whimper but got out of the car, got Chester and Riku had no choice but follow, sighing.

"You are not going to wait out here" Riku said matter-of-factly looking at Jen who sat at the front of the mall doors like a lost puppy wanting in.

But she did, and he had no choice but wait with her.

*~Meanwhile~*

Sora, who was a year old (yes, a one year old, I'll explain in a bit) , began crying; waking up Roxas and in response Roxas groaned and lazily threw a pillow at Riku's bed.

The KH gang, including the Organization and others, were somehow talked into staying with Jen and her gang. And in doing so, a few of the KH gang had somehow turned into one year olds, others were who knows where, others were in jail and some not even with Jen or her friends but in Italy.

Either way, Sora's condition was becoming a baby. And all babies cried once in a while, and Roxas, Sora, and Riku had shared a room so Roxas was suffering from Sora's crying. Riku was suffering from a stubborn girl but right now we're on the 'Sora crying with Roxas in the room' situation.

Once more Roxas threw another pillow at Riku but then realized that Riku wasn't even there to begin with. Roxas growled and got up and went to the crib in the room where Sora was crying.

Roxas didn't know anything about babies, especially when they were crying, so he poked Sora on the forehead which got Sora to stop crying for a moment but continued nonetheless.

Roxas growled, and picked Sora up and carried him to another part of the house to where the girls' rooms were.

Without knocking, he went into Kairi, Namine and Xion's room and plainly dropped Sora onto Kairi waking her up automatically.

"Waugh" Kairi yelped feeling the one year olds weight being dropped on her. Before Sora fell off of her, she grabbed him sitting up looking at Roxas' retreating back. Roxas grumbled something about crying and left.

Sora was silent a bit looking at his new surroundings. It was newer then his room so began moving around wanting to look around more. Kairi let him down and saw that he wasn't a bother. She rested down once more and was almost about to sleep when another cry was heard outside in the hallway.

Kairi got up and headed outside grumbling and found the source of the cry. Roxas

Somehow, Roxas had turned into a baby like Sora. He was now on the floor crying with a bottle next to him. Clearly, the bottle was a potion that had changed Roxas into a baby and a baby Roxas meant a crying baby Roxas.

For the next two hours, Kiri and Xion worked on keeping Sora entertained and Roxas from crying, both completely impossible.

Namine was trying to make milk for them but found that difficult since they had no milk and there wasn't a store nearby that was open so she tried making baby food by scratch. She succeeded all the time but the fact that Roxas and Sora kept knocking it on the floor was troublesome.

The trio sighed as Sora began poking Roxas who cried in response.

*~Meanwhile~*

"You got any threes" Xigbar asked Luxord. The two shared a jail cell and were currently playing Go Fish. The reason they were there was the fact Luxord got too drunk and was considered a disturbance in public and Xigbar shot someone with a paintball.

"Go Fish" Luxord remarked smirking seeing that he was winning.

The cell next to them held Lexaeus and Vexen. Lexaeus was just lying on his bed and Vexen was scribbling something on the wall with a pencil he managed to get.

Lexaeus was in jail for beating up some men, and Vexen for setting off a homemade bomb in the neighborhood.

The four at first found jail amusing, but now they wanted out getting bored.

Which is why Vexen was writing on the wall; he was planning on how to make another bomb to escape. After hours of hard work of mental labor, Vexen had found a way to make a bomb. After explaining on what he needed and began blabbing on what he had to do (which made no sense to Lexaeus who was the only one who paid attention), he was about to begin his bomb making when the doors of the jail cell opened.

Vexen looked at Xigbar who held the keys of the cells standing at his cell door. He stood there grinning and Vexen turned to his corner of sorrow.

Laboring, and laboring of mental thinking of trying to find an escape route or anyway out of jail, all was for nothing. Xigbar had merely teleported to where the keys were, knocked some guards down and returned setting them free.

After being in the corner of sorrow, Vexen began yelling at Xigbar for making him go through labors of mental work, and then just simply teleporting away to the keys. Xigbar's response,

"You should of used your old brain power to remember I could teleport"

"Why didn't you do that, hours ago then?"

"I found it amusing you going through all that labor for nothing." Xigbar responded grinning

Vexen began choking Xigbar who in return fought back so now the two were on the ground wrestling.

Luxord watched making a bet with Lexaeus that both would lose while Lexaeus thought Vexen would lose.

The wrestling went on until both managed to lose and Lexaeus owing Luxord 100 munny.

After Xigbar and Vexen gained conscious once more, the four headed out and briskly walked out the prison. Until they were chased so they had to make a run for it.

Xigbar led the others into a room shutting the door behind them. The guards who were chasing them banged on the door giving them a chance to surrender themselves. They waited patiently enough until they heard some noise behind the door and then they heard some sort of engine starting and then a crash.

One of the guards knocked the door down and in the room that just happen to hold a helicopter, laid rubble of the ceiling in which the guys left with the helicopter.

Who knew Lexaeus knew how to operate a helicopter.

*~Mean while~*

Riku tried to get comfortable on the bush that was nearby but that was proven impossible when one, the bush had some thorns, and two the fact Jen kept talking to him.

"And then I tried again but I fell but I tried again and fell again… But I got up again and tried again but then I fell and this time I skinned my knee and-"

Riku looked at the sky trying so hard to ignore the girl but it was impossible. Soon enough though, a paper was carried by the wind and smacked him in the face.

"Ooh, paper" Jen said taking the paper and reading it. Er, well she looked at the picture and saw a animals. The flier was of a zoo nearby and she wanted to go see the penguins.

"Riku, let's go here, I wanna see the penguins!" Jen said pulling on Riku who had finally gotten comfortable.

"I thought you wanted to be here at the mall!"

"But I wanna see the penguins!" Jen whined pulling on Riku. After pulling with no luck, Riku agreed to take her to the zoo.

"It won't be open, it's not open today" Riku said looking at the flier as he turned on the car as Jen got herself comfortable in the front seat again.

After everything was OK, Jen began screaming once more at Riku's speed.

"I'm moving a mile per hour!" Riku yelled banging his head on the steering wheel.

*~Mean While ~*

"Roxas please stop crying" Xion begged Roxas who has continued to cry with no intentions to stop.

"Don't touch that Sora!" Kairi yelled as Sora tugged on a lamps cord causing the lamp to fall. It would've fallen on him but Kairi blocked him and so she was now dizzy from the lamp.

Namine walked in the scene with a bowl full of sliced apple that would be easy for the two to eat. She sat down where Roxas was crying and tried to get his attention with the fruit bowl.

"Come on Roxas, don't cry" Namine tried to soothe but in response, got Roxas t o cry even more. Namine cringed a bit and let out a sigh. She tried again and this time she patted his head. And a miracle had happened when she did. Roxas stopped crying.

But began when Namine stopped patting him

Namine realizing this began patting his head and Roxas no longer was a problem.

But Sora was.

Sora continued to crawl around pulling on anything he could and that would lead to things falling. Kairi being the good friend she was trying to protect him from anything that would fall in him.

She couldn't make him sit still and grabbing him was proven a handful since he would move around and would eventually begin crying.

"Well at least we got one calmed down." Xion said looking at Roxas who nibbled on an apple piece as Namine patted him.

"Yea but eventually I'm going to get tired of this." Namine said gloomy.

"We'll take turns on who pats Roxas then" Xion said

"Then what about Sora," Kairi asked as she got hit by multiple books that Sora managed to knock off from the book shelf.

"We have to entertain him with something." Namine said.

Kairi groaned knowing that would take a lot of effort. Sora would have an interest in something but then got bored with it, threw it and moved on.

The thing he threw was a potion bottle and it hit Kairi right in the noggin and now she was out cold since the potion bottle broke and the potion was sleeping potion.

"There goes Kairi…" Xion mumbled as Kairi was fast asleep. The phone then rang from downstairs and Xion went to answer it leaving Namine alone with the two.

Namine was too busy with Roxas who began to fidget and didn't notice Sora slip out the room. Nor did she notice that he slipped in the room where warning signs said to keep out or else.

Poor Sora…

*~Meanwhile~*

Riku looked at Jen who cried at the front of the zoo entrance.

"My penguins" She sobbed.

Riku rolled his eyes not really caring. He headed back to the car and decided to sleep there knowing Jen could sit there for hours.

What he didn't know was that Chester (the Turtle) had whispered to Jen a plan on getting inside to find the penguins. Jen being obedient to the turtle followed all his directions and soon enough she was in the zoo.

Ten minutes later, Riku curled up in the front seat asleep felt the car shake waking him up. Before he could complain about anything he saw a stampede of rhinos, elephants and every other animal in the zoo pass him and the car. As every animal finally passed him and was free in the town Jen walked out hugging a poor Penguin that clearly wanted to escape from her grasp er hug.

Riku's eye twitched before he began banging his head on the steering wheel continuously, which was now becoming a habit.

*~End~*

Jc: He-he there's a part two! (And possibly part 3...) Sorry for not posting this a lot earlier but I told you I was going to post this! I keep my promises (sticks tongue out like Gir)

Sorry for everyone else about all the randomness and such, this makes more sense to her then to anyone else I think but anyways this is for her liking so yea.

Hope you like it and sorry for posting it really, really, really, really late!