Truthfully, I came up with this last night, in my dream. The dream where I said f**king and my dad told my I had to eat tish-tash. I dunno what that is.
I do not own OHSHC
Dear Tamaki-
It would be wise of you not to give Haruhi the pencil you stabbed someone with. I doubt she would appreciate the blood that now covers it. I would also advise you not to scream at her when she is talking to another guy. It is embarrassing for both of you.
From, Kyoya
Dear Kyoya,
WHY NOT? WHY CAN'T I GIVE MY DAUGHTER THIS PERFECTLY GOOD PENCIL? AND I'M HER FATHER, WHY CAN'T I YELL AT MY DAUGHTER'S POSSIBLE LOVE INTERESTS?
From, Tamaki
Dear Senpai-
Do I really have to wear this victorian dress? There are certain parts of the dress that are quite uncomfortable to wear.
From, Haruhi
Dear Haruhi-
Yes, you have to wear them! You'll look so cute!
From, Tamaki.
Dear Senpai-
...
From, Haruhi.
When Haruhi talks about the dress, she's talking about the corset, and how it's too tight and there's no one to lace it up for her. Tamaki just wants to see Haruhi in that type of dress, it's not even for a cosplay or anything.