Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I don't pretend I do. I don't own the Holly Jolly
Christmas song either. I just wrote a parody.


Jolly Hogwarts Christmas

Have a jolly Hogwarts Christmas:
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if Voldemort'll show
But have a butterbeer.
Have a jolly Hogwarts Christmas
And when most of Hogwarts leaves
Grab a chum, and have some rum
And Celebrate with Peeves.

Oh, Ho what do ya know
Evil comes your way;
Don't worry; Have no fear
Harry'll save the day.
Have a jolly Hogwarts Christmas
And in case you didn't hear,
Oh by golly, have a jolly
Hogwarts Christmas this year.