I don't own Yugi-Oh, so leave me alone!
Seto sighed, leaning against the cool wood of his desk. Not only did he have to straighten out his stock portfolio, but now he might be...gay. He'd never thought about it before, never even given it a sideways glance, until now. Why may you ask would a handsome, articulate, and rich young man think he was gay? It was simple, atleast for Kaiba. He'd caught himself staring at Yugi's ass today. Not because the leather was annoyingly shiney, or that it was just hard to ignore because the duelist had really let himself go recently, but because he was interested Kaiba was disgusted. Not only had he found he might be gay, but he might be gay and have a crush on his rival! Today was just not his day.
"SETO! WHERE ARE YOU!" Kaiba sighed again for the umpteenth time today. Now he wouldn't even get his stocks done because his brother was on his way to his room, to annoy the hell out of him till he broke down to one of the younger Kaiba's silly whims. He mumbled a weak 'In here, Mokuba' before banging his head on the desk hard, still stinging from his embarrassing day.
It didn't help that the next day at school Yugi and his friends noticed Seto staring at his ass. The mutt had immediately screamed homo at the top of his lungs. Seto lunged back, slapping his hand over Joey's mouth before anyone could hear his insane rambling.
"Are you nuts, mutt! Shut up!" Joey pulled away from the C.E.O., looking at him like he was Satan himself. "You...you touched me...now I might have...the gay!" Yugi sighed, smiling softly at Kaiba. "Don't worry Kaiba, we can help you with your problem...we can make you straight again..."
Yes, this is really short, and its intended to be that way. Next chapter will be longer, and just because I'm writing this, don't assume I'm not a yaoi fan. Go and read 'Serving Mr.Kaiba' and 'The Things You'll Do For Love' and then try telling me I'm not a yaoi writer. Flames are welcome, although, because I use them to warm the area around my computer, which is always cold.