So. Here is one of the first Miitopia fanfictions in the section. The first Miitopia fanfiction with horrible grammar, disgusting characters, and a generally garbage rendition of Miitopia's plot that will be changed in some ways to make this story 'interesting'. Plus, the Miis in my story will be different than others, so there will be differences. I also haven't written a fanfic in like months so I'm going to be really choppy and even more garbage. But, I love to write; so I'm going to write this. So, here we go!

Chapter One: Terror in Greenhorn

You know, I didn't believe my parents, bless their little Mii hearts, when they said "Go and wander the world Anthony! You'll learn and see so many things!" I was pretty resistant seeing how the only thing I liked to do at that time was stay inside and read books on that little island of ours. I absolutely hated the outdoors, and I never wanted to leave my house except when I had to go and get some food. But when I actually started my travels a few weeks ago, I began to love the outdoors. It's actually really beautiful when you stop and smell the roses. Or any flower that happens to be there. For my current location, I get to smell some daisies.

Anyway, my travels have taken me to some strange places. But right now, I'm just walking on a simple, yet sweet, grassland dotted with lone trees and rocks. The breeze is sweet with the taste of freedom, and I feel content in this life of mine. Wait a second, something shiny is near some rocks. I'm going to check it out! I hope it's some gold because it never hurts to be rich!

I come to a stop next to the rocks and let out a pleased sigh as a Rock Moth floats on by me. Man, these things look so pretty! Too bad it wasn't some gold though. I wouldn't mind having heavy pockets. At least I get to see a Rock Moth float around a bit before I continue on my travels. That's better than nothing I suppose.

As I watched the Rock Moth lazily float around, something weird suddenly floated down next to the moth. It's… A pair of eyes trapped in a bubble? That's so weird… I've never seen anything like this before. I wonder what will it do…

I watch the eye bubble float next to the Rock Moth for a bit, a bit uneasy at what the bubble's intentions are. Suddenly, the bubble slams itself against the Rock Moth; making me step back as a small wisp of evil looking purple mist floats into the sky. The Rock Moth then suddenly turns to me, and I gasp as I see what the bubble did to the moth. The moth now has eyes! Their eyes are glaring at me with evil intent, almost like they want to kill me.

Suddenly; the Rock Moth launches itself forward, seemingly intent on attacking me. I scramble back from the Moth's attack, barely dodging the blow, and I run away as fast as I can. As I run, I let out a scream of terror as I pray that the Rock Moth isn't following me. After a while, I screech to a stop as I suddenly trip and fall face-first into a muddy puddle. I breath heavily as I turn onto my side and look around to see if the Rock Moth followed me; my vision blurry. Thankfully, it didn't as I don't see any purple floating shape.

I let out a frightened chuckle as I turn back to look at the puddle I fell into. In the blurry mass of brown is a blob of black on top of what I guess is me. I guess those are my glasses. I grab the black blob and place it on my face; my vision clearing up from its blurry nature. I look at myself in the muddy puddle, and sigh as a small bruise appears on my left cheek. I sigh even harder as I see that my brown hair is now matted with mud and sweat, my green tunic now covered in mud, and my satchel's strap now has a tiny rip in it. Well, it could be worse. I could be dead right now!

As I stand back up while dusting myself off, I look around to see where I am. After a few moments of looking, I have no idea where I am at all. All I know is that the environment is the same as before; grass, trees, and rocks galore. But; there is one thing different, and that is a town a good mile away from where I'm at right now. I wonder if the townspeople there know that their are evil bubbles turning creatures like Rock Moths into evil monsters. I best go and see if they know about that.

After an entire hour of traveling, I finally made it into the town's entrance. As I enter the tiny village, I see a simple sign next to the road. The sign simply says "Welcome to Greenhorne." I guess that's the name of the town. I walk a bit more into town and see what I think is a guide talking to a stallholder. Better ask them if they know anything.

"E-Excuse me." I say, interrupting them in the middle of their conversation. "But I have a question to ask."

The guide, a greasy person with a long blonde hair, turns his head and nods, saying "Oh hey, a new face. My name's Ponyboy. What do you need?" The shopkeeper, a rather old looking grandmother, kept silent.

"I was wondering if bubbles containing eyeballs that possess and turn Rock Moths evil are natural around here?" I ask, worry all over my face as I hope for an answer that comforts me.

"Evil bubbles?" Ponyboy says in disbelief. "Nah man; nothing like that happens around here. Greenhorne's a peaceful place; a place to leave all of your woes behind." I let out a disappointed hum as Ponyboy's carefree answer to my plight.

The stallholder suddenly speaks, saying to me "Don't you fret honey. I bet our mayor, Waluigi is his name, is willing to listen to you. He's just down the street in that red cap. Now, smile! A smile brings happiness after all!" I smile despite myself, charmed by the good, sweet nature of the old lady.

Ponyboy shakes his head and smiles along with us, muttering "Never change Muriel. Never change." I thank them for their time and continue on my way, walking towards the mayor who seems to be talking with another person. As I walk, a little boy runs by me; obviously enjoying himself. Followed by the boy is what seems to be his mother, scolding him for being so reckless while playing. Off to the side, a lovey-dovey couple is swooning over each other. Ugh…

I come to a stop in front of the mayor and the other person, and say "Excuse me, Mr. Waluigi. May I speak with you?" Hopefully he isn't super serious like Orlando, a friend of my parents.

"Wah! What is it traveler?" Waluigi asks, turning his attention from the other Mii onto me.

"Well excuse me, princess. I didn't know I, Nicolas Cage, could be blown off for such a hero. Gosh!" the other man, I'm guessing is named Nicolas Cage, says; sarcasm covering his words like syrup on pancakes… Now I want to eat some pancakes.

"Calm-a-down Nicky! I'm am da Mayor of Greenhorne after all. It's-a my job to take care of people like him." Do they realize that I can hear them? "Anyway. What-a do you need traveler?" the mayor says, his long pink nose twitching slightly as he smiled at me.

I swallow some spit in nervousness and say "I saw a strange bubble containing eyeballs float down from the sky and slam into a Rock Moth. After it did that, the Rock Moth attacked me! Is this a normal thing around here?"

"Why of course it is!" Cage retorts, placing a hand on his right hip. "We totally have evil Rock Moths living around here." I frown and glare at him; not particularly happy with his sarcasm.

"Wahahahaha! I'm-a sorry traveler, but that simply is ridiculous! Greenhorne is-a peaceful town. There is no way-" Suddenly, the skies began to darken with the same evil mist the bubble had. This also silenced the other villagers who looked up into the sky, and gasped as they saw something. I also turned and gasped alongside them. Floating in the air was a giant monster wearing a grey cloak, gold bracelets, spiked hair, and had the purple mist as his aura. What in Miiverse is this?

"Tremble mortals!" The monster boomed across the town, pointing his sharpened nails in our general direction. "I am the Dark Lord, Kojima! I've come to wreak havoc on this world, and I'm starting with you people of Greenhorne! Tremble is despair!" At once, the purple aura around the Dark Lord surged towards the townspeople. The mist enveloped the guide, the stall keeper, the rowdy child, the woman in that couple, and the sarcastic guy right next to me. The aura dissipated and their faces came off of their bodies in bubbles, the same bubble that took control of the Rock Moth.

"I hope you enjoy living a life full of wordless terror, because that's all you got now!" He then turned his gaze towards us who didn't have our faces stolen by his evil magic. "Take a good look at your friends now, swine. Let that be a reminder of my power, the power you should do well to fear! Buh-bye fools!" I watched, frozen in terror, as the Dark Lord twirled around and shot up into the darken sky alongside the face bubbles he had stolen. Once the Dark Lord had left Greenhorne, my terror subsides and is replaced with uneasiness as I see faceless Miis tremble in place.

Oh my Miiverse; I nearly had my face stolen! I could have ended up in the hands of that Dark Lord like those poor villagers did! I want to go home now. I want to go back to Tomodachi island and be a hermit in my apartment again. I want to be anywhere but here! I wasn't prepared for today. Not at all. And I don't think I would have been prepared even if I was preparing since the day I began to wander the world.

"Wahahah! This is horrible! Greenhorne is-a ruined! I'm the worst mayor in history! What am-I going to tell Wario? Waaaah!" Waluigi said, shaking in fright as he looked around his devastated town. I think he shouldn't blame himself. If anything, he should blame that Dark Lord.

Anyway, I begin to walk around; a bit lost on what to do. I then see the mother to that rowdy child, hugging her now faceless child in her arms. Wow… That's pretty depressing… I walk towards them and say "A-Are you going to be okay?"

The mother looks up at me, tears brimming in her eyes, and says "I don't know to be honest. I'm trying my hardest not to panic and dissolve into a ball of mush right now." She then looks at me with determination in her eyes, and asks "Adventurer, I beg of you; please help my precious Stewie."

"Alright. I'll do it. I promise to get your son back!" I say, smirking at the mother. What in Miiverse did I just do? I just told a grieving mother that I was going to save her son from the grasp of the Dark Lord! Why did I do that? I'm completely terrified of him! But I promised her that I would get her son back. I was raised to never break a promise, and I will carry out this mission no matter how scared I am.

"Before you go, take this amulet with you. It has been in our family for ages, and it has said to bring good luck to the person who wears it." The mother hands me the amulet, a strange stone tied to a string, and I put it on. I am going to need all of the help I can get if I'm going to ace off against the Dark Lord.I turn around, clenching my fist to steel myself for the coming confrontation, and begin to run towards the town's exit.

I'm won't break this promise. I promise that!

So. Here is the end of chapter one of this fanfic. I bet anyone who made it this far is regretting reading this story. I don't blame them to be honest. I am a pretty bad writer. But I like writing, so I'll continue to write horribly until I'm banned off the site for being so terrible. I'll warn you all to jump ship before things go into ultimate garbage territory. For now, it's bad, but not so bad that it will damage you in some way. But it will get much worse than this. Trust me. Anyway, I bet you guys have something better to read than this garbage. So go, read that better something than this garbage.