Videogame deprived weekends plus Nothing better to do = this story
Arghh! won't make the symbols appear!!! Anyhow, I've used bold as an alternative.
The baby sun rises from the horizon and gives off alarmingly dorky giggles
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po were out sprawled on the grass when...
Dispy: Antenna vibrates wildly
Po: Ipsy, wa rong?
Yes kiddies, Dipsy is picking up stray television waves straight from earth.
Dipsy: Screen on Dipsy's tummy fuzzes and a figure starts to appear
—Two figures
Freaky music plays
1st figure (who looks impossibly male and naked): Aah, Ooooh, scream my name bitch! Scream my name!! moan
TW, D, L, P: O.O
2nd figure (sweaty and looking like she spent half her earnings on silicon injections): Aah, aaaaaah, groan aaah!! Blaise! BLAISE!!!
Couple proceeds to make hot and steamy sex
The teletubbies watch in fascination until the film ends.
TW, D, L, P: ...
Tinky Winky: Again! Again!!
The rest of the teletubbies clap their hands and follow suit.
Dipsy: screen fuzzes and the cheap porn flick replays
12 replays and 16 orgasms (go figure) later...
The baby sun was almost setting, and the teletubbies were still having the time of their pathetic little lives.
TW, D, L, P: Laughs hysterically and falls down the grass, clutching their sides Again! Again!!
Dipsy: Screen fuzzes but movie refuses to play
And just like mad little kids would do, the teletubbies beat the screen like there was no tomorrow until Dipsy cried in pain. oOo Minutes later...
There was nothing to do. (with their source of hardcore entertainment gone)
The teletubbies were bored out of their retarded minds, which was an impossible occurance since they got amused at ANYTHING.
Anything to the extent that they'd be interested in something normal babies wouldn't give a rat's arse in.
But then an ingenious plan suddenly appeared in Lala's hollow head.
Yet another impossible feat.
Lala was about to follow an example...but then that example just happened to be a certain sex film.
MUHUHAHAHAHA
Yes, the teletubbies CAN get horny.
Lala: Purrs seductively like the woman in the film Tinky Winkyyyyyyyyyyyy—
Tinky Winky: Gets turned on Lalaaaaaaaaaaaaa—
Tinky Winky gets on top of Lala and starts to hump the life out of him/her. (???)
Dipsy: Biyetch!! Bitchslaps Lala like the other girl in the film and joins in for a threesome
Po: Gets left out I know!! Scootah!!!
Dun dun dun dun oOo Somewhere in the meadow...
Blue flower (in a snotty British accent): Did you hear that?
Yellow flower: Hear what?
A moan, sounding like a dying hyena pierced the air
Blue flower: By god! I swear I've heard something like that from 'Ass Patrol'.
Yellow flower: Could it be the teletubbies? oOo Tinky Winky and Dipsy were butt-bumping, sparing the fact that Dipsy was facing the opposite of the supposed direction and Tinky Winky was moaning his lungs out.
Lala, however, was left out...until she caught sight of Po doing her scooter.
Lala: Grins and takes her umbrella out
Baby sun giggles at the teletubbies
The scooter's handle seemingly wasn't enough for Po...
Po: Looks at Lala
Lala: Looks back
Censored Involves Lala, Po...and their antennas. Censored oOo The sun had just set in teletubby land
Humungous amounts of tubby cum were left to dry on the grass.
And the teletubbies?
...They were all sharing Tinky Winky's bed. hint hint
And thus, the most eventful day in teletubby history ended. oOo Like it? Hate it? Review and tell me what you think!!