The League of Space

Once upon a time, out in the depths of space, lived a man by the name of Taric. Taric for all his life had lived out in space on the search for Truly Outrageous Gems. One day on his travels he encountered a man by the name of Draven. This man Draven made Taric feel quite fearful of his swag level, Draven had a very stylish ship because…

"Draven does it all with style"

Which contained heaps and heaps of hoes such as Annie and her bear Tibers, Tristana and Kennen. Draven also had a fetish for spiders and so Elise was also on board his stylish spacecraft. And so in fear of his swag, Taric began to battle Draven, to the death. Half way through their epic battle; they became distracted by a mysterious object in the distance.

"What is that, over there in the distance" said Taric

"Whatever it is, it can't beat my style" Draven, states with a wide smile stretching across his face.

They both proceeded to approach the mysterious object, when they got closer, their faces turned to shock, for it was Garen. His contraption of a ship was to be admired as all it could do was continuously spin.

"Isn't it marvellous, it was made with Demacian, blood and sweat" stated Garen proudly.

"Yeah that would be right" Draven implied sarcastically.

Taric found this hilarious; they could not believe that someone could be so dumb as to make this ridiculous spaceship. Garen cried in despair as he had grown greatly attached to his ship, as he also loved to spin.

"Why do you mock me, for my entire life I have dreamt of owning my own spinning fortress".

While they were laughing their faces of at Garen they did not see the ship approach them from behind. The ship was shaped like a giant knife and was set on shanking, this ship belonged to Shaco he had a big passion for stabbing people, and it seemed that his next targets were Taric, Draven and Garen.

Shaco could take all of them for; he was the most wanted throughout the entire universe. Shaco began shanking Taric's ship first,

"For my next trick, I'll make you disappear" Shaco laughed…

Taric cried out in pain.

"RAPE!" .

Shaco laughed even more, so much he became hysteric, which makes sense because he is insane.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Taric began to scream louder as Shaco proceeded to shank his gems. Taric cried at the sight,

"My Gems, My Truly Outrageous Gems!"

Shaco laughed louder, louder than he had ever laughed before, so loud in fact that his head exploded.

Draven hated loud sounds and Shaco's head exploding was the loudest he had ever heard, he was so shocked by what he heard that he accidentally drove his spacecraft into Garen's spaceship entitled the "Spin It to Win It".

"Oh My Swag! What was that?"

Meanwhile Taric grew ever saddened at the sight of his shanked gems, he needed to escape the horrifying sight, so he made his way to the bridge where he began to put his ship into position for boarding.

"I need to get away from this, if I steal Draven's ship I may be able to escape this horrible sight" Taric was eager to get away.

Draven was still trying to remove his spacecraft from the "Spin It to Win It". Garen was enraged at Draven for driving his spaceship into Garen's spinning masterpiece.

"HOW DARE YOU! Destroy thy ship!"

Garen decided to board Draven's ship and show him the power of spinning. At the same time Taric boarded the ship,

"My Gems, all of them shanked, what shall I do now" says Taric

Still extremely enraged Garen yells in anger.

"Draven, screw you and your league of Draven, I shall show you the power of spinning. YOU SHALL DIE!"….

End Chapter 1