Draceo and Hermionette

A/N: this is a slightly humourous fic, just not enough for us to make that
the lable. DracoHermione (as if you didn't notice), and it's a spoof on
Romeo and Juliet. There will be some intimate/serious scenes, but most of
this is Satire and Tragedy. Although this is a spoof of Romeo and Juliet,
we are trying to keep Hermione and Draco as in-character as possible, so if
you notice them falling OOC, feel free to flame. I am writing this with
The Pointed ToothFairy, and she and I will try to have frequent updates.
Try.

Prologue:

Two households, unalike in dignity,
In sweet Londonium where we set our scene,
From ancient grudge break fi'rce mutiny,
Where dirty blood makes pure hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers lose their life,
Whose misadventured, piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife
The fearful passage of their dark-marked love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which but their children's end, naught could remove,
Is now the five days' traffic of our screen;
The which of you with patient souls attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

Londonium is the ancient name for London
A/N: Alright, you may have to read that twice to get all the foreshadowing
clues, and for you illiterates out there, here's the real prologue to Romeo
and Juliet, for you to compare:

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life,
Whose misadventured, piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-marked love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which but their children's end, naught could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which of you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

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