Disclaimer: The Following is a joke and is not meant to be taken seriously. Don't come after me calling me a racist or anything! I also might have stolen some jokes from Rucka Rucka Ali.

One day, Kim Jon Un had his pockets filled with enough food to feed everyone with diabeetus here in America. He was walking around a poor district in North Korea.

"You want eggroll?" He said. "Ha ha, too bad! Why don't you order some Chinese?"

When one guy tried to steal food from one of his pockets, Kim Jon Un shot him. "Oops, try again!"

"My daddy is better than all of you!" he said.

He then went home and got diabeetus from all that food. After screwing with the foodless, Kim Jon Un did another one of his hobbies: Screaming like a little child and threatening to nuke other countries.

"Hey America, yea, you with the mopeds and the Gaben and the Wilford Brimley and the cause for diabeetus! I'm gunna nuke ya! Yea, yea, yea!"

"Hey Japan! What's with all the tentacle porn?!I'm gunna nuke ya just cuz!"

"Hey, India, what's with all of my customer service problems? I can't understand a word you say on that Verizon customer service phone! I'm gunna nuke ya!"

"Hey China! What's with the MSG?! It makes me gassy and stuff. WHY DOES IT MAKE ME GASSY?! I'm gunna nuke ya!"

"Hey you, Valve Corporation! Where's Halflife 2 Episode 3?!And I thought that I was a dicta-tor-tot! I'm gunna nuke ya!"

"Hey EA! Why the forceful marketing?! Maybe I want to play the Sims 4 WITHOUT Origin! I'm gunna nuke ya!"

"Hey South Korea! Hi. You like Psy and his awkward Gangam Style dance and his creepy Gentlemen video? That's ok. NOW I'M REALLY GUNNA NUKE YA!"

"Hey, Google! Why did you make me get Google Plus when I don't need it?! I'm gunna nuke ya!"

Then the countries (and corporations) that Kim Jon Un threatened to nuke looked back at him and formed a "Coalition To Eliminate Destructive Brats (AKA Kim Jon Un)". Kim Jon Un replied by threatening to nuke them again.

There were 5,947 nukes pointed at North Korea (Although possibly only two or three would be needed, maybe not even that). North Korea had millions of superior nukes aimed at every other country on Earth...

...that were theoretical. The actual number of Nukes North Korea legitimately had...

...Zero.

So, Kim Jon Un, overstepping his boundaries, declared war on the CEDB. One nuke for every nuke threat Kim Jon Un made was detonated on North Korea; over 9,000!

The moral of this story: Kim Jon Un might as well go to Hell!