Jacob POV
I will never forget that day as long as I live. That day on which something truly frightening happened.
It went like this.
So I was heading over to the Cullens' house to see my darling little Renesmee. I turned into a wolf halfway, wanting to get there faster (after all, I hadn't seen Nessie in just over 3 hours 3 minutes).
I arrived, skidding to a halt. And guess who was waiting for me.
Blondie.
She was looking at me strangely, as if I was her pet dog.
"What do you want?" I thought. Luckily, Edward was availiable for translation.
"Oh, nothing much," she said. Then she patted my head. I growled, wanting to bit her hand off. I heard Emmett guffawing inside.
"Stay," she said. "There's a good boy."
I stared at her. What on earth was going on?
Edward smiled grimly. I wanted to kill them all.
Then Emmett appeared, holding a giant T-bone in one hand. He whistled.
My growl turned into a yelp. What had I done wrong?
"He wants to see Nessie," said Edward.
"They're out just now," said Rosalie. Presumably, she was lying."Now catch!" Emmett chucked the T-bone. it went flying over our heads.
Red-hot anger flushed through me. I caught it in my mouth, then hurled it at her head. She was too fast.
By then Emmett had brought out a giant hoop. Then he lit it on fire. It suddenly hit me hard on the head - was I a circus act?
"Jump!" he hurled the blazing hoop at me, then laughed. And laughed. A laughed some more. Then chuckled. Then guffawed. Then chortled. Then hooted. Then sniggered. Blondie joined in.
I was too busy licking my sore paw to notice Renesmee behind me. She was looking at me seriously, stroking my sore paw. Then everyone clapped.
"Brilliant!" Rosalie snickered. "We are so going to win that dog contest tomorrow! Now, for the grooming..." She never managed to finish that sentence.