Loony
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"The Nargles are coming!"
Her calm voice proclaimed.
No one noticed as she did,
And calmly stalked the halls.
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And there! Chizpurfles.
The magic eaters.
A small army,
Though only in size, not number.
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Loony Luna was right!
The nargles were coming.
But nargles, alas,
Were known better as chizpurfles.
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"We're hunting the Crumple-horned Snorcack!"
Cheerful and distant she was.
Odd looks, for she had been right once,
But what was a snorcack, really?
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Ah, the rare Demiguise!
With small horns, an invisible monkey.
Rare and difficult to find,
Loony Lovegood is right again.
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So is Luna truly so loony?
Most likely, calling the wrong name.
Simply, life and death,
Not insane, just confused.
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"Watch out for Stubby Boardman!"
A confused sigh.
Perhaps she really is insane…
Then again, you can never be too careful of lounge singers.