A.N: okay people, this story is based on the 'and babies make nine' nine challenge created by Kat from the 'Chocolate Covered Strawberries' challenge board.

The Criteria

In the end of Expecting when the Hacksaw beast was killed, Cordelia and the other impregnated females didn't lose their demon offspring but went into labor instead.

During Cordy's check up, the doctor counted six, so as a result all the women, Cordy included, have six babies, all surprisingly human in form.

Not finding the heart to slaughter the children, Angel and Wes find a spell that binds the babies' demonic side and prevents it from ever brought to the surface.

Requirements:

Must have three girls and three boys. Must be all identical.

Cordelia must not be prepared to handle being a mother, especially of six children.

Wes and Angel must juggle fighting baddies and babysitting.

Wes must be surprisingly good at taking care of all of them.

Angel must have a favorite although he tries not to.

A sit down naming conference where the three of them argue over naming the sextuplets.

An attempt to hire a nanny.

Must establish a father figure. Doesn't have to be just one. Some of the kids can have Wes and the others Angel.

Fast forward three to four years later:

The kids must go to kindergarten. Chaos ensues.

Wesley must feel like a horrible father figure/uncle for one of the kids having an overdue library book.

A trip to the principal's office.

Junglegym craziness and a battle for playground superiority.

At least one play date with the other sextuplets.

One or two of the kids must make a lemonade stand but instead of selling lemonade, they try to sell one of their sibling to support their toy fund.

Fast forward to teenage years:

Angel teaching the kids about hairgel and other sorts of hair products.

At least one of the kids must be an uber mini-Wes. All geeky and rogue demon hunter-like.

One or two more like Angel.

The girls must be Cordelia clones. Shopping divas and aspiring actresses.

Some of the kids must sneak out.

A slutty outfit.

At least one patrol with the parental units and the teens.

Boyfriend and girlfriend chaos.

An awkward bird and the bees talk done by either Wes or Angel.

Cordelia must have a successful career, aside from being part of Angel Inc. Anything to do with television.

You may include Faith, Gunn, Fred and Lorne. Add anything else you see fit.

The following lines:

"I feel like a parade just went through my vag-"

"To make sure that there's no inbreeding or any sort of incest, let's track down the other mommies and make sure the kids know who they can and can not have sex with when they turn 40."

"I'm never having sex again. Men should be castrated just for what I'm going through."

"We're not a family. We're a nation! Look, there's the twin cities of Stupid and Stupider."

"I refuse to be related to any of you. Uncle Angel, are there any openings for possible adoptees?"

Prologue: BabiesX6 madness

"I'm never having sex again." Cordelia Chase yelled as yet another contraction hit "men should be castrated just for what I'm going through."

It had been along day for Miss Cordelia, she had woken up that morning heavily pregnant with six unborn demon spawn and now, now she was in labor with babies that were supposed to die when they killed the demon.

But for some reason it hadn't happened so Cordelia and three other women were about to give birth to six babies each that none of them had had time to prepare for.

"Grrr" she grunted as a particularly painful contraction hit. One of the many nurses present turned to Cordelia and instructed her to "push now Miss Chase, I see the first head".

And push she did, screaming an array of colourful language with each push. After only five minuets of pushing the first baby was born " it's a boy" the nurse announced before taking the tiny baby away to be weighed and measured.

"Okay time for baby number two" the doctor said smiling at Cordelia, who was less then happy.

Cordelia continued to push yelling in pain as each baby was born, baby two was a girl and so was baby three. The next two were boys.

"Okay Miss Chase your last little one is here and it's a girl" the nurse said with awe as she stared at the nineteen year old who had just given birth to six little babies naturally.

"There are some men waiting outside to see you" another nurse told her "are you feeling up to it?" she asked.

"Sure" Cordelia said in a raspy voice "send them in" the nurses nodded, checking her pain meds one last time they left. Sending Angel and Wes in after them.

"Hey guys" Cordelia greeted as they entered. The two men rushed to her side. "How are you feeling?" Wesley questioned looking worried.

"I feel like a parade just went through my vag-" Cordelia started but was cut of by the doctor coming into the room.

"Your babies are doing well Miss Chase, you can go visit them in the nursery when you're feeling up to it" the doctor announced as if he was giving Cordelia the best of good news.

"Um okay" Cordy replied, still not sure if she wanted to see the babies or not.

N: okay that was the prologue and I will start on the first chap soon.

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