„Please Draco!" „Don't ´Please Draco´ me, Potter! You can't be serious!"
"I'm and I repeat myself if it changes your mind!" "Oh no. You don't have to treat me any longer Potty!"
"But I'm serious and want you to believe me, so I'm telling you my view of things such as……"
"No thanks Scarhead, just piss off and never come near my bloody body again!"
"But…." "Potter, don't don't try to impress me and my fellow Slytherin any again with your ….well…thing.We got your message!"
"But Draco.." "WHAT ?" "Are you certain about giving birth in a boat about the Great Lake on the Hogwarts properties instide of a nice, comfortable hospital? Moreover, who do you call your fellower Slytherin? That are Ron and Hermione standing near the edge and grinning!"
"If I'm
certain Potty? I AM CERTAIN about this environment! I'm as certain
of this as I'm certain your father just has to be Gilderoy
Lockhart, because you're as whiny as him.
"Draco..?"
"What ..?"
"Do you also see the head of it…?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"I never thought their maariage would last long enough to produce a child even through they're having sex in the morning,in the evening and at noon.
I mean what would Draco Malfoy want from Harry Potter?"
"They just want to argue forever Ron. Just that…………and I heard the sex should be good. You know Harry in thong underwear ……"
"Hermione!"
"Just kidding Ron!"
"Herm……..why do you think Draco Malfoy gives birth to our godson in a boat about a lake surrounded of the whole bloody press of the Wizarding World?"