This is where my ideas on different ways to get rid of Umbridge go (in story form). They won't be long, but whatever. One idea per chapter, feel free to use them as long as you credit me. The lights dim, and the curtains split, revealing LeThorne.
LeThorne: Hey guys! I'm just here to let you know that JK Rowling owns Harry Potter, not me! On with the show!
Harry Potter in: That Annoying Toad!
Harry Potter had had enough. That awful, no good, yellow bellied toad HAD to go. But how to do it…
***Daydream***
"Hem Hem. Detention, Mr. Potter!"
Harry was livid. "What the bloody hell did I do?"
"Make that two, Mr. Potter."
Harry pulled out his six shooter, checked to make sure it was loaded, and turned off the safety. *BANG* The Umbitch was dead, her brains splattered all over the wall…
***End Daydream***
"Nah, too obvious. Don't want to go to Azkaban…"
I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, ON THAT! ANNOYING! TOAD!
Fin. (for now)
