I DO NOT OWN THE SECRET SATURDAYS!!!!!!

(DREW'S POV)

ALL OF US WERE IN THE AIRSHIP WHEN PAUL CONTACTED US FROM THE SECRET SCIENTIST'S WORLD H. WITH THE OTHERS.

"GUESS WHAT?"ASKED PAUL

"WHAT?" ME AND DOC RESPONDED.

"DREW,IT'S YOUR LUCKY WON AN APPRENTICE! SO COME ON DOWN TO THE SECRET SCIENTIST HEAD QUARTERS!!!!"

"WHY ME?WHY AM I ALL OF A SUDDEN SO SPECIAL?"

" 'CAUSE YOU SPECIALIZE IN MYTHOLOGY,LEGENDS,AND 'S INTO THAT EXPLANATIONS NEDDED"'

"SURE THING." I RETORTED

"WHY AM I ALL OF A SUDDEN IN THE BACKGROUND?"ADDED DOC.

"DID YOU HEAR ME?"QUESTIONED PAUL.

"NA,I LOST YOU AFTER YOU SAID DREW."DOC EXPLAINED.

"HEY,ZAK,I SAID TRYING TO LOOSEN EVERYONE UP AND MAKE FUN OF DOC I N FRONT OF ZAK AGAIN, "YOU KNOW WHY YOUR DAD HAS TWO HAIR COLORS ,IT'S THE SAME RESON HE'S ACTING LIKE A DORK,WHICH IS WHAT I THOUGHT OF HIM WHEN I MET HIM."

"WHAT IS IT!!!!"MY EAGER PRETEEN THIS I KNEW I JUST SCORED EXTRA PARENT 'S A BET THAT DOC AND I MAKE TO SEE WHO'S THE BETTER ,THERE GOES HIS MONEY! CHA- CHING! SCORE ONE FOR DREWY..... :)

"HONEY,YOUR DAD'S LIKE THIS ' CAUSE HE'S OLD."I OF THOSE GRINS THAT JUST COME TO YOU,CAME TO ME.

"OH,I GET IT!"MR.I'M INDIANA JONES SAID.

"LOOK WHO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER" MIRANDA SAID FROM THE BACK. NORMALLY, MIRANDA'S JUST ONE OF THOSE 'STRAIGHT OUT WITH YOU AND STRICT' CHICKS...FUNNY...HEH...

"WHO BRAIN-WASHED ?"ZAK SAID.

"I THINK IT'S THE ALPTITUDE."SAID ARTHOR

""I THINK DAD GOT 6"SAID ALL CRACKED UP. NOW THIS IS WHY I MARRIED ,DOC,DOC....

"WE'LL BE THERE IN A FEW, DON'T KILL EACHOTHER,MIRANDA,DROP THE KUNAI."I SAID

"YOUR GOING TO LEAVE ME IN A ROOM WITH MEN! STUPID,ITIOTIC,MEN!I HATE YOU!"SAID MIRANDA

"DOESN'T EVERYBODY?"I ASKED.

"NO, YOUR THE COOLEST SAID HENRY

"HEY,MOM,YOUR 'FACY FLYING' IS MAKING US SICK!"ZAK SAID.I DIDN'T NOTICE IT BUT I WAS MAKING MY FAMILY HANG UPSIDE DOWN,AND I'M USUALLY THE ONE WHO GETS AIRSHIP YOU COME TO THINK OF IT,I'M GETTI NG KINDA -DON'T THINK A BOUT IT ,DON'T....

"HEY GUYS, GOTTA GO .SEE YA IN 5 MINUTES,!I FLIPPED THE AIRSHIP ....MY HEAD IS SPINNG,LIKE I' M GONNA FAINT.I WANNA SCREAM 'DOC,DOC WAKE UP!(HE FELL ASLEAP)I WANNA SCREAM SOMETHING!'DOC!,ZAK!,FISKERTIN!,SOMETHING...THE WORDS WOULDN'T COME OUT.I FIANALLY SAID LEAST IT WAS SOMETHING.

"ZA-UH!" NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND,BUT IT ALARMED ZAK...BUT HE FELL .DON'T THEY JUST LOVE SLEEPING! WELL,AT LEAST THEY WORE SEATBEALTS.I MADE IT SO FAR,I'M NOT ABOUT TO GIVE UP .THE MONKS ALWAYS SAID"NEVER SAY NEVER".SO CLOSE....JUST GOTTA GET TO THE LANDING PLATFORM!!!!

"HU-NEGH!!!" I GRUNTED...I BLACKED OUT...THE AIRSHIP IS IN MIDAIR AND I FAINTED!

THANKS TO ZAK'S FUNKY-SMELLING SOCKS(EWW...NOT VERY PLEASANT BUT,WHAT THE HEY.I WOKE UP.)I WOKE UP.I GUESS I FLEW OUTTA MY SEAT .THE AIRSHIP WENT BERSERK WHILE I WAS OUT!IT THREW ME TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SHIP AND MY FOREHEAD WAS -OH.I KNEW THIS ONE ACHEELE'S WORST WAS ,RED,BLOOD.I WAS BLEEDING! I'M USUALLY THE ONE WHO'S USED TO THE SIGHT,BUT THIS WAS ME!AND NOBODY TO I DREAMING?,I'M HURTS TOO IS IT NEVER JUST A DREAM?I MANAGED TO GET BACK TO THE CONTROLS,LAND THE SHIP,AND WAKE UP MY CLUELESS COULD THEY SLEEP THROUGH THAT?!

"SORRY ABOUT THE MISHAP."I SAID TRYING TO ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG .DOC APPROACHED HAD A RIGHT TO.

"M-MOM,I-IT'S-"I DIDN'T LET HIM FINISH HIS EYES WERE WATERING LIKE WHEN HE SHOT ME WITH THE CORTEX DISRUPTER,ON LIKE THE TIME HE SAW WHAT HAPPEND TO DOC IN THE AZTEC CAN I SAY,ZAKY LOVES US TO DETH.I WAS SCARED HE WAS GOING TO BRAKE DOWN IN THE SENTANCE.

"I-I KNOW,...."

"WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"QUESTIONED AN EAGER DOC.

"UHH...,HUH.I CAN'T BELIVE YOU TWO MISSED THE WHOLE ,EXCUSE MY LAUNGUAGE HERE,BUT IT WAS LIKE LIVING H***." I FELT TOO TIRED TO WENT BLACK.

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(STILL DREW'S POINT OF VEIW)

WHEN I OPENED MY EYES,I FOUND MULTIPLE HEADS OVER WAS THE OTHER SCIENTICTS.

" MOM..."SAID A VOICE.I TOOK A WILD GUESS IT WAS ZAK.

"SERIOUSILY, DID THIS HAPPEN SAID AN UNKNOWN VOICE. MY EYES WERE FULLY OPEN.I SAW WHO IT WAS.A GIRL,MAYBE A YEAR OR SO OLDER THAN JET-BLACK HAIR AND HER DARK-ISH OUTFIT MAKES HER STAND OUT FROM THE OTHERS.I DON'T LIKE DARK COLORS,BUT I HAVE A FELLING SHE ISN'T SO NEGATIVE.I COULD SEE PERFECTLY.I JUST HAD A PATCH OVER MY EYE.

"I'M MIA,"SHE SAID"YOUR NEW APPERNTICE."SHE SMILED AND WAVED.

"WELL,MIA,THE AIRSHIP WENT CRAZY,THREW ME TO THE OTHER SIDE OF IT,AND THESE TWO DUNDER-HEADS WERE ASLEAP THE WHOLE TIME!"I SAID SARCASTICALLY.

"GOOD GOING,DREW."SAID PAUL.

"HOW COOL FOR YOU"SAID HENRY,TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL THESE SCIENTISTS LOST THEIR MINDS!!!!!!!!THEY'RE NOT ACTING RIGHT!!!

"NOT COOL!!!YOU GUYS ARE ACTING RIGHT!NOT FUNNY"I STATED

"YOU WOULDN'T KNOW COOL IF I LOCKED YOU IN A FREEZER!I-I N FACT,HAVE YOU GUYS LOOKED IN A MIRROR? MAYBE MIRRORS JUST BRAKE WHEN THEY SEE YOU!YOU GUYS ARE THE WACHIEST, BUNCH I'VE SEEN!I MEAN WHAT TIME PERIOD IS IT?"MIA JUST BROKE OUT IN LAUGHTER."NOW THAT'S OUT OF MY SYSTEM,-

"UHH..NEXT TIME YOU QUESTION MY FASHON SENSE I'LL JUST HOLD A BIG 'OL MIRROR UP TO YOUR FACE,"I SAID

"SO DREW,YOUR WELL ENOUGH FOR SARCASM YET?"DOC ASKED

"YEAH.I ACTUALLY FEEL ,SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS BE GOING HOME?"I ASKED.

"IF YA REALLY WANT US TO...!"SAID OF 'EM JUST ZIPPED OUTTA THERE FASTER THAN A RABBIT WHEN IT'S BEING HUNTED.

"HEY MIA,LET'S GO TO YOUR NEW ROOM!"YEAH,DOC GAVE ME THE 'HOW DID YOU?WHEN DID YOU?YOU ARE SOOOOO PHYCHIC....'LOOKS.I GAVE HIM THE 'OH YEAH,IMPROVE'LOOKS.I PLANNED TO GIVE HER MY OLD LET ME KEEP IT.I PUT SOOOO MUCH EFFORT I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT UP 'NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!WANT A MOUTHFUL OF FIRE AND KEEP TALKIN'!' HE REALLY SHUT IT FAST.

"LET'S GO TO YOUR NEW ROOM,PARTNER!!"(ENTHUSIASM,DOESN'T HURT?!)I THREW IN A SOUTHERN ACCENT.I NEVER KNEW I HAD IT IN ME.

"OKAY, BUT DON'T EVER,NEVER EVER CALL ME !!!!!!!"SHE SAID(VERY ANGRY.I SUGGEST ANGER MANAGEMENT FOR MY 'NEW' EMO!!)WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?IT'S LIKE,CHEESE OFF.

"IT WAS THE ACCENT,WASN'T IT."I SAID IN MY NORMAL VOICE.