Evilflower: (Singing) The world is gay, the world is stupid. It's me alone that who you can trust in this whole tomb thing. I an your daddy-guy.
Shaed: Oh God!
Tashimaru: Evilfower doesn't own Naruto but she owns me.
-Kirra's POV-
"Alright, first I want you to show me your taijutsu, then your genjutsu and finally your ninjutsu. Once you have, I will assess you." Tarukano-sensei announced to the our class. As he called out our names, we exited to the next room where we would take our genin test. As my friend Shaed left to take the test, I silently wished her luck, even though she wouldn't need it. About five minutes later, she exited the room, her hitai-ate resting on her forehead.
Shaed was from the Western Islands, a place where there are foods like pancakes, chicken schnitzel and something Shaed calls 'bangers and mash'. Shaed was one of the stranger looking people in our class. She had long, messy white hair, one red eye and one black eye, and glasses.
She wore a black and white t-shirt, and camouflage pants with lots, and I mean LOTS of pockets. She wore red legwarmers on her arms and, like the rest of the Hidden Metal Village ninja, wore black army boots.
Next up was Omuroshi, my other friend. He, like Shaed, passed but his marks were a little lower than her. He had brown hair and blue eye and wore a standard chainmail shirt with a red jumper over top. He wore black cargo pants with a weapons pouch. He, of course, wore army boots.
I took the test last because I don't have a last name. I am the jinchuuriki of the five tailed wolf Haruka. I entered the examination room to be assessed. Tarukano-sensei scribbled something down on his clipboard before looking up to face me. He didn't have to tilt his head to high before he made eye contact. I admit, I am quite short. I have blood red hair and eyes, I wear a spiked dog collar, black hoody with a red blood-like pattern surrounding the Metal Village symbol on the back. I wear black cargo pants covered in zippers, buttons and pockets, black ninja boots and red fingerless gloves with the village's symbol on a metal plate on each glove. My fingernails are sharper than usual as a result of Haruka.
"Alright Kirra, show me your taijutsu." he demanded, picking up the clipboard. I bowed and positioned myself into a Dakenjutsu stance with my fingers positioned into a claw-like style. I then began lashing at the air with elongated claws. After about a minute of taijutsu, Tarukano-sensei raised his hand, signalling me to stop.
"That's a unique taijutsu style. What is it called?" he asked.
"I call it ookamikata" I answered with a barely noticeable smirk.
"Well then, it is time for your genjutsu." he said, looking back up from his clipboard after writing my results for taijutsu. I lifted my hands and made a tora seal. Through sensei's eyes, he was being drowned by his bodily fluids. "Release." I said when I was sure that he couldn't break the illusion on his own.
"Well done, and finally ninjutsu." he said once he had finished giving his clipboard his undivided attention.
"Tora, ram, ne, ushi, u, mi. Mizu bunshin no jutsu." I said as water vapour began to form from the air. Soon, the water took the shape of three copies of me. I sent a message to my clones. As soon as the message was sent, my clones jumped into the air, colliding with each other, causing them to disperse. As the water fell, I made the ushi seal and the falling rain turned into icy spears and impaled everything below them.
"Here Kirra, you deserve this." Tarukano-sensei said, throwing me a hitai-ate. As I turned to leave, my former sensei walked up to me and handed me three pieces of paper. "Treat yourself and those friends of yours to some ramen." I looked at the papers to see that they were actually coupons for five free bowls of ramen.
"Arigato Tarukano-sensei." I bowed and left the examination room.
"Hey Kirra, did you pass?" asked Shaed, running up to me. I decided to play a prank on her and looked down sadly.
-Shaed's POV-
"Oh Kami, you didn't pass." I felt so bad. After Omuroshi and I passed we were certain she would pass. Suddenly, I heard evil chuckling that only Kirra could do. I looked at her more closely and found that she was laughing her ass off. "Why are you...?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT!" she yelled, well yelled as loud as Kirra can. I hit her on the arm and gave her the angriest look I could muster.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? I FELT SO BAD!" I yelled back at her, hitting her again. She looked remorseful for a second then began laughing her ass off again.
"Your angry face is the funniest thing in the world." She said. I grabbed into a play chock hold and ruffled her red hair. Try as she might, she couldn't break my hold.
"The wonders of being bigger than your best friend." I said as I let her go, grabbing one of the coupons. "Cool, free ramen."
-Omuroshi's POV-
The next day, we formed in our old classroom to be placed into the new genin squads. I was sitting with Shaed and Kirra and didn't pay attention to the first eight squads. When the ninth squad was being announced, Kirra told me to shut up. Okaa-san was right, girls become weird when they have crushes. Only Shaed and I knew that Kirra had a crush on the troublemaker known as Tashimaru.
"Team Bakura: Torochi Suki, Gashu Tashimaru and Hikari Sora. And finally, Team Ichigoru: Knightwing Shaed, Madari Omuroshi and Kirra no Kinzoku." Tarukano-sensei announced. I looked over at the other two and found they were having a small party, streamers and all. "So, go have lunch with your teams and get to know each other." our former sensei said, walking off. "Oh, and be back here in an hour to meet your senseis." Shaed stood up before the rest of us.
"Sensei, an hour isn't enough time for Kirra to even eat a bag of chips." Kirra stood as well and hit her friend on the head. "What was that for?"
"You were annoying me so I did the only practical thing... I hit you." Kirra replied, yawning. "If we want to eat today, I suggest we get a move on." she said, before walking toward the ramen stand. I stood up and Shaed and I followed our small redheaded friend.
"Hey guys." came a familiar voice as we sat down at the ramen stand. We turned toward the voice and saw the members of Team Bakura.
"Oh, hi Sora, Tashimaru, Suki. Do you eat here?" asked Kirra, trying not to become a blubbering idiot. They nodded and sat down on the stools. The seating arrangement was as follows: Suki, Sora, Me, Shaed, Kirra, Tashimaru. It was pretty well known that Tashimaru and Kirra both had crushes on each other but they were both too stupid to figure it out. As we ordered, Kirra pulled out some papers from her pocket.
"Here, Sensei gave me some coupons so we'll shout you some." she said, handing old man Daichi the coupons.
Tashimaru was a shorter guy with dirty-blond hair that went down to the sides of his face, blue eyes and wore a black Slipknot t-shirt, a black jacket with a collar to protect his neck, baggy denim jeans and standard boots. His hitai-ate was part of his jacket. Sora had long brown with his hitai-ate over his head like a bandanna (AN/ think Mizuki), a KoRn t-shirt, and black three-quarter length cotton pants (AN/ think Shino). He also wore boots. Suki had long, black-brown hair, blue eyes, wore a black, long sleeved shirt with Emily the Strange on the front, a pair of black denim jeans and boots. Her hitai-ate was around her neck.
"Thanks for that." said Suki, brushing her long hair out of her eyes.
"No problem. You guys are our friends." Shaed said, smiling. We waited for Kirra to say something but when she did, it made her sound like a drunk. When Team Bakura heard this, they smiled at her. As they smiled, Kirra looked at Tashimaru's smile and turned red, fell off her stool and mumbled something that sounded like she was talking about some hot guy. When Tashimaru jumped off his stool and carried Kirra to the hospital as fast as he could, we began to laugh our asses off. Suddenly Shaed spoke up.
"Do you think Kirra will want this?" she asked, pointing at Kirra's nearly full bowl of ramen.
"Shaed, I don't think you should just steal her ramen." said Suki, finishing her bowl.
"What? She doesn't need it."
-Kirra's POV-
I woke up in a hospital bed with my friends and long-time crush (though I wouldn't admit it) looking at me. There was also two jounin I had never seen before.
"Oh crap! I am so sorry about this." I said, finally realising that the jounin were Ichigoru-sensei and Bakura-sensei.
"It is alright Kirra." said one of the senseis. Ok, now that I've seen our senseis, Shaed seems less strange looking. The first had white hair that made him look like a furby, kind green eyes, a kind smile, a green dress-shirt with a cream sweater over top, blue jeans and sneakers. He was the one who'd spoken and I found that he had a strange accent. He had strange pendant around his neck on a rope. His hitai-ate was tied around his upper-arm. The second had spiky orange hair, brown eyes, his face was unkind and he wore a black battle haori and carried a black katana.
Team Ichigoru, you're with me." the orange haired man said. I got out of bed and waved to Team Bakura as we left.