A/N: This is my irony fic for my competition me and my friends are having, because we all know I don't like heterosexual relationships unless they are really, really good (Marichat, Jadekat, JaneGam) so for the sake of irony I will write this. I like TomTord so I made this, hahah I hope you enjoy, and I'm so sorry for making this piece of shit.
"MATILDA WATCH OUT"
Matilda was picking up her mirror, when she heard her friend Ell shout from behind her. She had looked towards Ell, holding up the mirror in front of her, not expecting the sword that came at her and went through the mirror. She jumped and almost dropped the mirror in the process. In this moment she realized that the genie dude was gone and Ell looked worried.
She looked down at the mirror.
"It seems like it's gone wherever this mirror went!"
Tamara quirked a brow and walked over, "Well isn't that obvious"
Matilda pouted at Tamara, and her rude mocking tone.
Tamara simple patted her hair before looking into the mirror then speaking up, "Should I get your sword?"
Ell just shrugged, "Sure, try not to die"
Tamara just scoffed and put the mirror on the floor, jumped down into it.
There was a series of flashing colors, then she was coming out at the other end, and instead of falling down she was sideways. Saving herself from falling on her face, she skidded to a halt when she came out from the mirror.
She heard something behind her, whimpers actually, and looked behind her to see three males, one that pretty much looked like a male ell, a male Matilda (right down to the purple sweater and green jacket) and finally a male who looked like a male version of herself.
He got over his shock first, blinking at her in awe.
She turned from them and grabbed Ells sword and the donuts that it was stabbing, walking to the mirror. She turned to look at the males in front of her, "So uh... this is weird, I didn't think that the mirror would lead here... but uh I'll just take these and leave..."
"Hey! You are not taking our donuts!" The male version of her said, grabbing the other end of the box, she quirked a brow as he moved in front of the mirror.
"I'll take what I want, and what I want are these donuts, I didn't go against a monster for nothin'"
Before the other could say something, an arm reached out (a familiar arm wearing a familiar sweater) and grabbed the males sweater. With surprising strength he was pulled through the mirror with a shocked yelp.
The male Matilda shrieked and dropped the mirror, breaking it on the ground.
It was silent for a few moment, before Tamara slapped her forehead.
The male Ell stood up and looked shocked between the mirror and her, he cleared his throat and smiled hesitantly
"Uhm... What exactly just happened" He raised a brow, and looked at the male version of Matilda, who was now just staring at Tamara with a blank face. Tamara sneered at him, making him look intimidated. He stood up and hid behind the male Ell.
"Eh, I don't know but there goes my only chance of going back, great going"
"Wait you live in a mirror-"
"No I live in a house, I just jumped through a mirror to get my friends sword back"
"O-Oh, whose your friend"
She crossed her arms, her void eyes seeming to stab into him, "Her names Ell. My names Tamara, and our other friends name is Matilda"
He hummed, "I'm Edd, this is Matt, and the one that was just dragged through the mirror is Tom"
Matt walked up to Tamara, once he realized she seemed like a female Tom, tilting his head and examining her with narrowed eyes. He poked her in the shoulder, "Hey don't touch" she said while smacking his hand away. He just stared at her with a blank expression.
"Tom?" He tilted his head, looking her up and down.
"So like you are a female version of Tom I'm guessing"
"Ehh, I guess, probably" Tamara said while taking out her bottle of Smirnoff, making Edd roll his eyes and stuff his hands into his pockets, "Yup definitely, he has an addiction to that shit"
"It's not shit it's-"
"Your holy liquid, yeah Tom says that all the time" Edd smiled when saying this, finding it funny that a female version of him would be... so him.
"I'm guessing Matt-"
"Yes?" Said man poked his head from around the corner, where she knew the kitchen was because this looked exactly like her house.
"Is a male Matilda... and you are a male ell... Hm..."
"This is weird"
"You said it"
Matt walked over eating a chocolate bar, "Someone said my name" however she could barely understand him, as he spit chocolate on her face. Her eye twitched and she grabbed the bar and threw it on the ground, "Don't talk with your mouth full, that's disgusting"
"So uhm," She looked over at Edd, who was rubbing the back of his neck, "I'm guessing we have to fix the mirror, so you can go back, but for now you can stay in Tom's room, or your room, do you live in the same house?"
"Yeah, I know where it is, I can get there"
So with that she just walked to her room, exactly where she knew it was. When she opened the door she was hit with the smell of light musk, cologne and Smirnoff. She shrugged at the smell, sort of already missing the soft smell of Smirnoff mixed with peach and wild berries. She looked around the room, it just seemed like a more boyish version of her room, with male clothes... and underwear.
For some reason seeing a males under wear on the floor wasn't that awkward, and she wasn't disgusted by it (her panties and/or bras were probably on the floor too, cleaning a was too much work)... probably because it belongs to her.. or her male self.
She yawned, even though it was still daylight, and decided to take a nap for now, see if they find out a way to fix it. She learned a long time ago to not question things that happen to her and her roommates.
She stared out the window, as she slowly fell to sleep not noticing the two males watching from the doorway.
